Magical Vending Machine

[Mu]

You get screaming teenagers.

I insert an oni.

 

[CandyPrincess]

Two large cardboard letters are dispensed, O and N, and then you are showered in chopped onion, which likely makes you cry.

I insert myself.

 

[Minerva]

You get stuck in an endless time loop, where it ejects you, and you go in, and it just repeats.

I insert my Math homework.

 

[CandyPrincess]

You receive a cup of salt water. It is your tears.

I insert the EULCS team Unicorns of Love.

 

[Minerva]

You get stabbed by a unicorn. It loves you.

I insert werewolf pheromones.

 

[Grothnor]

The magical vending machine turns out to be a were-drinking fountain. Who knew?

I insert a sunken ship.

 

[Minerva]

You get a locker owned by Davy Jones. It smells like old Gym socks.

I insert THE FLYIN' DUTCHMAN!

 

[Egg]

You get haunted by a green ghost who loves socks and really just wants a good meal.

I insert an egg.

 

[Minerva]

You get a lightbulb, because without it, Roger would die.

I insert Chinese Takeout.

 

[IntrusivePenDesperateSword]

Your wallet is sucked in the machine as well, and now you live nowhere besides a college campus.

I insert cereal in a frying pan.

 

[Minerva]

You get mass confusion.

I insert transubstantiation.

 

[IntrusivePenDesperateSword]

You get a bus station.

I insert the three ancient friends, Forest, Sea and Darkness.

 

[Minerva]

You catch Mesprit, Azelf, and Uxie!

I insert Arceus.

 

[Mu]

You get raging fans.

I insert the A/C

 

[Grothnor]

You receive an angry mob of people who were using said A/C. They didn't even come from the vending machine. :P

I insert Spain. Like, all of it. Because.... magic.

 

[Minerva]

You get invaded by the Moors for some time before Europe stops bickering.

I insert a Crusade.

 

[Grothnor]

You get invaded by Europeans for some time before The Middle East stops bickering.

I insert a harmonic convergence.

 

[Minerva]

You get a melodic tune.

I insert the entire Greek Pantheon.

 

[☆Luna☆]

You get Donald Trump for president.

I insert the essence of madness

 

[Minerva]

You get Donald Trump for President.

I insert France and Japan.