Magical Vending Machine

[kixinorbit]

You receive an extraneous vet bill.

I insert a LaserDisc.

 

[Lysander]

You receive solidified light.

I insert a Green Day album.

 

[Minerva]

You don't get woken up until October First.

I insert a white girl who can't even.

 

[IntrusivePenDesperateSword]

The machine Tumbles over, and dispensers a blank piece of paper.

I insert a painting from an amateur gallery.

 

[Lysander]

Receive yaoi fanart.

Insert cinnamon donut.

 

[Minerva]

You get one of those long donuts you get at grocery stores.

I insert a Krispy Kreme donut.

 

[Lysander]

You receive diabetes.

I insert insulin.

 

[kixinorbit]

You receive a nasty bout of low blood sugar.

I insert a giant chicken wearing a disguise.

 

[Lysander]

You receive a turducken.

I insert a grammar nazi.

 

[Minerva]

You get arrested.

I insert the 1920's.

 

[IntrusivePenDesperateSword]

You get a very bougy beat-'em-up.

I insert a NES.

 

[Minibit]

You get a black and lime green mountain bike

I insert a U-lock with its key

 

[kixinorbit]

You receive a luggage lock with a key that looks like it should fit but doesn't.

I insert two tokens.

 

[Minerva]

Ready Player One?

I insert coin.

 

[IntrusivePenDesperateSword]

You get ware, and the machine growls.

I insert the moon.

 

[Grothnor]

You get a bizarre, nonsensical song about the moon.

I insert a viking kitten.

 

[IntrusivePenDesperateSword]

You get fined by the PETA.

I insert a genie.

 

[Minibit]

You get a vial of kerosene

I insert my lunch break

 

[Minerva]

You get an hour. Use it wisely.

I insert a space heater.

 

[IntrusivePenDesperateSword]

Entropy devours you and the rest of the universe.

I insert a black pill.