Bored? Why not use the Magical Vending Machine? It's easy. The person before you has put something in the machine. Tell them what they got, and then put something in yourself. What you put in and what you get out can be absolutely anything. Here's an example A: *puts in a bootleg Ghostbusters DVD* B: You got a shiny golden dick and balls. It is roughly a meter in total length, and impossible to carry away inconspicuously. *inserts my high school diploma* C: You get an entry level job *inserts the Homestuck Fandom* D: You get a genie, who grants you three wishes but twists them to cause chaos every time. *inserts an old shoe* et cetera. Use your imaginations and have fun with it! I shall start this party, as per tradition, by inserting a regular old quarter.