JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK

[Arsenal XA4]

*A B-1B Lancer enters the airspace at high speed and bombs both tribes with B-83 thermonuclear bombs, turning the area into the Zone.*

 

[Fel of the Eternal Forest]

*STOPS DIANA*


HAHAHAHHAH

 

[Jack Shade]

*Soup returns fire, melting the pasta with their scalding bodies*

 

[Diana]

*EATS FEL.*

 

[Tegan]

*EATS SOUP* MMMMM MMMMM BITCH.

 

[Seiji]

*Leads the People of Soysauce*

WE TAKE OVER YOUR CUNTRY.

*Bombs Soup Harbor*

 

[Myrnodyn]

*Pasta and soup tribes combine....to make the Noodle-soup tribe!*

 

[Diana]

FUCK ALL YA'LL POSERS! D:< YOU AIN'T JACK!

 

[Tegan]

I JUST LOVE SOUP WITH OTHER THINGS MIXED IN.

 

[Jack Shade]

This is a day that will live in infamy.

*Noodle Soup Tribe enters Food War 2*

 

[Tegan]

YOU AIN'T JACK DIANA! YOU AIN'T SHIT.

 

[Fel of the Eternal Forest]

WORLD FOOD WAR II: AXIS PASTA VS ALLY SOUPS

 

[Myrnodyn]

...but what about noodle soup!?

 

[Fel of the Eternal Forest]

ALLY, YOU AXIS POWER YOU...

 

[Seiji]

Noodle betrayed Soup, DUH.

 

[Jack Shade]

Our alliance was terminated by your foul play.

*Fires Minestrone at noodleland*

 

[Fel of the Eternal Forest]

ACTUALLY NO WAIT NEUTRAL.

 

[Seiji]

*watches sadly as Soysauce People are put into Condiment Packages*

 

[Tegan]

It's for their own good, Seiji.

 

[Fel of the Eternal Forest]

*DOESN'T MOURN*

I AM YOUR NEW GOD, BOW TO YOUR NEW GOD. (I'M A NOODLESOUP)