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Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Buttercorn, Apr 14, 2010.
You know Insanity gives me hives *Looks around*
I can hear the savages now...they'll flock like ravenous crows they will!
*hands Jack a pistol then readies his own*
We make our stand here.
I has not lured you in to a trap, no! :3 *Displays cuteness and serenity!*
JACK DANIELS JACK OFF JACK OF ALL TRADES JACK AND JILL APPLEJACKS BLACKJACK JACKAROO JACKASS JACKKNIFE JACKHAMMER LUMBERJACKS
*puts a bullet in Tegan's skull then forms up with Jack*
Kill Diana. They've got to her.
*Nods solemnly and fires at Diana* Your cuteness is a Siren Song to the unwary! DEFEND YOURSELF!
*Ducks behind the nearest pillar!*
NO, Jack!! Don't listen to him! He's been planning to betray you all along!
There's nothing wrong with a little forward planning.
*helps Jack to shoot at Diana*
*Continues firing at Diana*
I've expected Asmo to betray me for months now.
Helps that he poisons my food...lets me know I'm still on his hit list.
*brain is so small, bullets whisks by it CAUSING MINOR FLESH WOUND AND BLOOD SPURT.*
Get away from mah woman! *means to tackle Asmo, but tackles Diana instead*
I am helping! :D
*Kicks the lever to trap door!* I'VE BEEN PLANNING TOO. MUAAAAHAHAHAHA!
ENJOY MY DEADLY POOL OF TIGERS!
GOD DAMNIT TEGAN, STAY OUT OF THE WAY.
*pistol-whips a tiger*
GET BACK YOU STRIPEY BASTARDS!
wtf u faggots doing
*Jizzes all over the lions and they turn gay and instead go kill Diana*
...*pulls his pants up and gets out of the pool*
...can't have ANY peace and quiet here...*mumble*
You're consorting with criminals now Diana?
SEE! They come by the droves!
*Fires wildly* Back! Back to the pits you mumbling leprechauns, BACK!
Ever since you left me, Jack, I've had to support myself by other means! You''l RUE this day! RUE IT!
*Dumps in the kerosene and lights it on fire!*
*shoots Darkness and kicks him into the tigers, then roundhouses Myrn*
*Backflips like a Jedi out of the tiger pool and faces Diana again!*
THERE IS NO ESCAPE!
You think you can protect him, Asmodecat? >:[
*Points behind him at.... THE GIANT BALL OF CATNIP LACED YARN.*