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JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Diana, Apr 14, 2010.

  1. Hi. :D









    Jack.
     
  2. O.O

    You know Insanity gives me hives *Looks around*

    I can hear the savages now...they'll flock like ravenous crows they will!
     
  3. *hands Jack a pistol then readies his own*

    We make our stand here.
     
  4. I has not lured you in to a trap, no! :3 *Displays cuteness and serenity!*
     
  5. JACK DANIELS JACK OFF JACK OF ALL TRADES JACK AND JILL APPLEJACKS BLACKJACK JACKAROO JACKASS JACKKNIFE JACKHAMMER LUMBERJACKS


    JAAAAAAAACK
     
  6. *puts a bullet in Tegan's skull then forms up with Jack*


    Kill Diana. They've got to her.
     
  7. *Nods solemnly and fires at Diana* Your cuteness is a Siren Song to the unwary! DEFEND YOURSELF!
     
  8. *Ducks behind the nearest pillar!*

    NO, Jack!! Don't listen to him! He's been planning to betray you all along!
     
  9. There's nothing wrong with a little forward planning.

    *helps Jack to shoot at Diana*
     
  10. *Continues firing at Diana*

    I've expected Asmo to betray me for months now.

    Helps that he poisons my food...lets me know I'm still on his hit list.
     
  11. *brain is so small, bullets whisks by it CAUSING MINOR FLESH WOUND AND BLOOD SPURT.*

    Get away from mah woman! *means to tackle Asmo, but tackles Diana instead*

    I am helping! :D
     
  12. *Kicks the lever to trap door!* I'VE BEEN PLANNING TOO. MUAAAAHAHAHAHA!

    ENJOY MY DEADLY POOL OF TIGERS!

    [​IMG]

    GOD DAMNIT TEGAN, STAY OUT OF THE WAY.
     
  13. Gaaagh!

    *pistol-whips a tiger*

    GET BACK YOU STRIPEY BASTARDS!
     
  14. wtf u faggots doing

    *Jizzes all over the lions and they turn gay and instead go kill Diana*
     
  15. *looks up*

    OY!

    ...*pulls his pants up and gets out of the pool*

    *mumble*
    ...can't have ANY peace and quiet here...*mumble*
     
  16. ACK! Jailcats!

    You're consorting with criminals now Diana?
     
  17. SEE! They come by the droves!

    *Fires wildly* Back! Back to the pits you mumbling leprechauns, BACK!
     
  18. Ever since you left me, Jack, I've had to support myself by other means! You''l RUE this day! RUE IT!

    *Dumps in the kerosene and lights it on fire!*
     
  19. *shoots Darkness and kicks him into the tigers, then roundhouses Myrn*


    *Backflips like a Jedi out of the tiger pool and faces Diana again!*

    THERE IS NO ESCAPE!
     
  20. You think you can protect him, Asmodecat? >:[

    *Points behind him at.... THE GIANT BALL OF CATNIP LACED YARN.*