JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK

Diana

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Hi. :D









Jack.
 

Jack Shade

Anti-Hero
Genres
Magical, Fantasy, Supernatural, Sci Fi, Steam Punk, Noir, HORROR, and I'm willing to try Romance.
O.O

You know Insanity gives me hives *Looks around*

I can hear the savages now...they'll flock like ravenous crows they will!
 

Asmodeus

Stop the camels
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*hands Jack a pistol then readies his own*

We make our stand here.
 

Diana

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I has not lured you in to a trap, no! :3 *Displays cuteness and serenity!*
 

Tegan

Hopeful Monster
JACK DANIELS JACK OFF JACK OF ALL TRADES JACK AND JILL APPLEJACKS BLACKJACK JACKAROO JACKASS JACKKNIFE JACKHAMMER LUMBERJACKS


JAAAAAAAACK
 

Asmodeus

Stop the camels
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*puts a bullet in Tegan's skull then forms up with Jack*


Kill Diana. They've got to her.
 

Jack Shade

Anti-Hero
Genres
Magical, Fantasy, Supernatural, Sci Fi, Steam Punk, Noir, HORROR, and I'm willing to try Romance.
*Nods solemnly and fires at Diana* Your cuteness is a Siren Song to the unwary! DEFEND YOURSELF!
 

Diana

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*Ducks behind the nearest pillar!*

NO, Jack!! Don't listen to him! He's been planning to betray you all along!
 

Asmodeus

Stop the camels
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There's nothing wrong with a little forward planning.

*helps Jack to shoot at Diana*
 

Jack Shade

Anti-Hero
Genres
Magical, Fantasy, Supernatural, Sci Fi, Steam Punk, Noir, HORROR, and I'm willing to try Romance.
*Continues firing at Diana*

I've expected Asmo to betray me for months now.

Helps that he poisons my food...lets me know I'm still on his hit list.
 

Tegan

Hopeful Monster
*brain is so small, bullets whisks by it CAUSING MINOR FLESH WOUND AND BLOOD SPURT.*

Get away from mah woman! *means to tackle Asmo, but tackles Diana instead*

I am helping! :D
 

Diana

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*Kicks the lever to trap door!* I'VE BEEN PLANNING TOO. MUAAAAHAHAHAHA!

ENJOY MY DEADLY POOL OF TIGERS!

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GOD DAMNIT TEGAN, STAY OUT OF THE WAY.
 

Asmodeus

Stop the camels
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Gaaagh!

*pistol-whips a tiger*

GET BACK YOU STRIPEY BASTARDS!
 
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Darkness

Guest
wtf u faggots doing

*Jizzes all over the lions and they turn gay and instead go kill Diana*
 
M

Myrnodyn

Guest
*looks up*

OY!

...*pulls his pants up and gets out of the pool*

*mumble*
...can't have ANY peace and quiet here...*mumble*
 

Jack Shade

Anti-Hero
Genres
Magical, Fantasy, Supernatural, Sci Fi, Steam Punk, Noir, HORROR, and I'm willing to try Romance.
ACK! Jailcats!

You're consorting with criminals now Diana?
 

Jack Shade

Anti-Hero
Genres
Magical, Fantasy, Supernatural, Sci Fi, Steam Punk, Noir, HORROR, and I'm willing to try Romance.
SEE! They come by the droves!

*Fires wildly* Back! Back to the pits you mumbling leprechauns, BACK!
 

Diana

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Ever since you left me, Jack, I've had to support myself by other means! You''l RUE this day! RUE IT!

*Dumps in the kerosene and lights it on fire!*
 

Asmodeus

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*shoots Darkness and kicks him into the tigers, then roundhouses Myrn*


*Backflips like a Jedi out of the tiger pool and faces Diana again!*

THERE IS NO ESCAPE!
 

Diana

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You think you can protect him, Asmodecat? >:[

*Points behind him at.... THE GIANT BALL OF CATNIP LACED YARN.*