JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK

You fiend!

I signed those papers for a reason! You were out of control!
 
*catches fire* MY HAIR IS ON FIRE! D: MY HAIR IS ON FIRE! D: *runs around flailing arms. Collides with giant yarn and turns it into burning ball of death.*
 
*doesn't actually know what catnip or yarn is*

o__o


srsly.
 
Asmodeus failed feline primary school
 
And I get assaulted too!

Why!? damnit!

Stop following me! STOPPIT!
 
I read the title as the Bill Nye the Science Guy theme goes.


JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK
 
*runs out of Diana's lair with the ball of flaming twine rolling behind him*
 
AND NOW... It is you and I, JACK SHADE.

*...slap!*
 
*preps the escape plane and waits like a boring side character excluded from the finale*

:|
 
Asmodeus is a property of roleplays.

Jack Jack Jack Jack Jaaack Nye...the RP guy


Owch!

*Deflates*
 
*Drags Jack's deflated body off to the nearest volcano!*
 
Your plan will fail, no God will take me as a sacrifice.

Your village will still be destroyed.
 
*swats at the propellor*
 
I'll help you, Diana! *still on fire.* I want to be ever so helpful! *leaves trail of burning death behind her that engulfs the village.*

:D
 
You're not a sacrifice! You're DINNER!

... GOD DAMNIT TEGAN, GO HOME!
 
*flies towards the volcano in the possible hope of possibly helping in some possible way that possibly gives him more camera-time during the finale*
 
I am gamey and bony! You will find no glee in eating me!

Asmodeus, Start the plane!

*Cues Indiana Jones music*
 
*Ties Jack AND Tegan to a roasting spit!*
 
*wonders how he got this far without starting the plane*

o__o
 
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