JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK

[Tegan]

IN DIFFERENT COLORS

 

[Myrnodyn]

I shall now wear a strapless dress!

 

[Jack Shade]

And I shall take that as my cue to exit.

 

[Tegan]

IT'S ILLEGAL, MYRN

 

[Fel of the Eternal Forest]

RAINBOW BOOBS.

@MYRN: I FIGURED.

 

[Tegan]

WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?

 

[Seiji]

I LIKE TO GO AROUND BRALESS.

GIRLS DIG THAT, RIGHT?

 

[Jack Shade]

NEW TOPIC!

ASMODEUS WEARS BEARSKIN OVERALLS

TRUTH OR TRUTHER!

 

[Tegan]

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT HE WEARS HE AIN'T NO GODDAMN BEYONCE

 

[Myrnodyn]

Wait....So Asmo ISN'T BEYONCE!?

 

[Jack Shade]

He gave up that name when he went Solo.

 

[Tegan]

He just told you that so you would put out.

 

[Jack Shade]

I'm so used.

 

[Tegan]

You disgust me, Jack. I can't even LOOK at you. Go clean yourself up! >:(

 

[Seiji]

Hey Jack, I want you try this new cocktail I made. It's called a Roofie Colada.

 

[Jack Shade]

I'll wash myself with my own tears!

That's what you get for not being there Tegan!

ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?!

 

[Tegan]

I'm never happy! >:(

 

[Myrnodyn]

clearly...Tegan is the grouch...

 

[Jack Shade]

Or the grinch

 

[Tegan]

I LIVE IN A MUTHA FUCKING TRASHCAN