JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK

[Jack Shade]

*Persecutes the new religion with the Soup pantheon*

 

[Myrnodyn]

*Torn away from jack, behind the napkin curtain*

THE LEFT-OVERS WAR! ...where operation desert storm was a brief interlude!

 

[Seiji]

FALSE MESSIAH!

SOYSAUCE ACKBAR! *suicide explodes in a dazzling display of asian cuisine*

 

[Fel of the Eternal Forest]

OPERATION MIDNIGHT SNACK!

 

[Diana]

*BURNS DINNER!*

 

[Tegan]

*leaves the monster she helped create to do what it will.* This shit suck, ah'm goin' ta TACO BEHLL

 

[Fel of the Eternal Forest]

GODDAMNIT HOW DO YOU BURN A TURKEY SANDWICH.

 

[Jack Shade]

The same way you burn water.

By being Diana.

 

[Fel of the Eternal Forest]

ZING

 

[Tegan]

I fucking hate her. *goes to Diana thread to rage*

 

[Myrnodyn]

Diana can do Miracles!?

 

[Diana]

MIRACLE WHIP!

 

[Seiji]

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I FEEL THIS IS THE RIGHT THREAD TO PUT THIS. AM I RIGHT?

 

[Jack Shade]

YOU ARE THE RIGHT THREAD!

*Dubs Seiji as Jack and runs*

 

[Fel of the Eternal Forest]

I SO WANT TO WEAR THAT.

 

[Seiji]

Me too

You say gay!

 

[Tegan]

I FUCKING LOVE THAT DRESS.

STRAPLESS PUSH UP IS FOR NOOBS.

 

[Fel of the Eternal Forest]

LOL

 

[Seiji]

TEGAN WEARS GRANNY BRAS AT ALL TIMES.

 

[Fel of the Eternal Forest]

THREE OF THEM.