JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK

[Myrnodyn]

*wonders how much further he will go without starting the plane*

....

*hoping for the crater of the vulcano*

 

[Seiji]

THE PLANE DOESN'T EXIST.

YOU'RE A RETARDED CHILD STARING AT A SNOW GLOBE AND A PAPER PLANE, IMAGINING IT ALL...

 

[Fel of the Eternal Forest]

:D

This thread has cannibalism...

 

[Jack Shade]

*Changes the channel*

 

[Asmodeus]

*flies towards Diana with the gatling gun firing*


RATA-TATA-TATA-TATA!!

 

[Diana]

TEGAN NO! ;___; I... I.. DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS TRUELY -YOU- THE ONE THAT I LOOOOOVED!

*Gets shot by Asmo!*

 

[Fel of the Eternal Forest]

*Eats Jack*

He is gamey...

 

[Jack Shade]

And high in cancer

*Bursts out Fel's head*

*Swats at the plane like King Kong*

 

[Seiji]

Jack is now Athena.

GO.

 

[Fel of the Eternal Forest]

FOOOOOOOR POOOOOOOOOOONY

 

[Asmodeus]

How do you swat at King Kong?

 

[Jack Shade]

With a giant fly swiper.

 

[Diana]

AAAAAAHHHS DYYYYYYYIIIIIN'! *SPlut*

 

[Seiji]

King Kong ain't got shit on cheap commercial anti-insect products!

 

[Asmodeus]

*crashes into the volcano like an easily forgotten sub-character*

 

[Jack Shade]

*Sits on Olympus and swats King Kong's*

That's what you think.

...

 

[Fel of the Eternal Forest]

*Forgets about Asmo*

Anybody got any JackSoup?

 

[Jack Shade]

It's the soup that makes you an Admin target.

 

[Seiji]

...


It needs salt.

 

[Tegan]

>_>
<_<

*nudges Diana's corpse*

FUCK. Who's gonna cosign my apartment lease, now?! >:( *RAGE* WHICH ONE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS IS GONNA TAKE HER PLACE?!