Iwaku Christmas Party (Anyone can join)

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She laughed, "Sarah, reason is only for reasonable people. I am a Wonderlandian! Nothing shall be reasonable on my watch!" She waved the purple vorpal sword in the air, the 'snickersnack' echoing through the room.
 
Sarah nodded "it was just a suggestion i won't be fighting you should do whatever you think is best."
 
She saluted Sarah, "Ok. If you're not fighting, I recommend hiding somewhere safe! Like a barrel!"
 
Sarah looked at the barrel "i'm not small enough to fit in a barrel but i'm sure i can find a closet or something thank you."
 
She smiled, before slicing the sword through the air and walking through the portal. She reappeared in the middle of the room, holding two hedgehogs and a playing card - The Queen of Hearts.
 
Sarah looked at the queen of hearts "kaydhen is that really her?"
 
Grimly, she shook her head, "This," she indicated to the card, "Is not Her Royal Highness The Queen of Hearts. Nor Her Royal Highness The White or Red Queen of Wonderland. It is, in fact, a simple playing card." She laughed.
 
Jay heard something about someone coming to attack the party. "Fiddlesticks," he muttered. "Invaders, pirates, Little King John... I can't get peace at this party."

He slipped a brown whistle from his pocket. "Well, I didn't want to have to resort to weird fanboyish powers, and I hope I won't have to." The whistle glinted.

Meanwhile, Little King John had completed the first round of machinery during his sonnet. The purple rat walked out of the kitchen, leaving the miniature knish factory running and walking back to the billiards table.

"I have unfinished business here," King John declared;
Stretching his neck in, he said, "Be prepared
For the knish machine is finished and done
The conquest, Little King John has won."

John craned his stretched neck around the room, staring at each partygoer with his blank blue eyes. He stared straight at the Wonderlander before bringing the rest of his body into the room.

"So let us rejoice, the party begins
For I've confiscated this manor. Little John wins."

He stretched his arms to encircle Kaydhen's and Crono's shoulders, looking at each one, not aware of the greater danger.
 
She winked, "It's fine-" she was cut off as the card began to sing, loudly and off key, Baby by Justin Beiber, "Card! Do not be rude or I shall replace you with the King! Honestly! You're as bad as the Joker!" This shut the card up sharpish. She stared back at the eyes, "Hello, head! Welcome to the party! Ooh, you brought a body, lovely. I thought I'd have to give you one!"
 
Sarah looked at little king john not really fazed but still a little puzzled "hello sir."
 
Little King John was pleased at his friendly reception.

"Now here's a fellow with, for once, sense to boast.
I take a cup of punch, frog; to this young lady, a toast!
And hello to you too, dear friend, if you didn't catch, I'm John the Little King
And sometimes, when things happen, I cannot help but sing."
 
She grinned. "Your rhymes are as colourful as Riddlish and twice the merrier!" she exclaimed happily. Coming from a Wonderland Resident, that was an extreme compliment, "A pleasure to meet you, John the Little King. If a frog and a pig ate in a nest, then the horse shall be the one who nibbles on the rest! Whoops! I meant, it's lovely to have you here, but there is danger coming, so be careful."
 
Sarah nodded in agreement "someone strong is coming the pirate said so." she pointed at crono
 
Little King John saw this as his chance to prove the power of his "nice kingdom."

"Allow me to return to my knish machine
For there are things that must be erased.
The foe, of course, is the thing that I mean
For my soon-to-be erasers to chase."


Little King John turned towards the door, leaving his head in place.

"If you would like to accompany me, I'm sure you're OK
But if you must prepare for battle, then, please, by all means, stay."
 
She waved to the King with the hand holding the sword, the snickersnack louder than before, and gave a curt nod, "I must stay. I cannot leave when there is battle to take place."
 
Sarah looked at kaydhen "i'll come with you little king john i'll talk to you later kaydhen."
 
Little King John escorted Sarah to the kitchen, where he had set up his knish machine.

"This machine creates potato knishes
This is where I make potato knishes
The magic and the mystery
Of potato knishes."


Little King John walked over to the cupboard and pulled several plates, before walking over to the oven with a screwdriver in hand.

"Now, comes the second great phase of my plan
To create the potato cakes of the pan
When those are all finished and said and done
I'll make them little black squash balls, one by one."


Little King John stretched his limbs out to different parts of the kitchen, salvaging whatever he needed as well as retrieving materials from his own inventory of construction equipment. He set up wire-frame compression/concentration chambers to act as conveyor belts, spherical compacting systems, and kilning furnaces. As the knishes rolled off the prior-established belt, they slipped into the compression chambers moved to the flattening station, turning them into potato pancakes. The machine then whisked them off to the spherical compactors and kilning furnaces, blackening them into, well, little black squash balls.

"Little black squash balls
This machine creates little black squash balls
It turns potato pancakes
Into little black squash balls."


Little King John had purpose in creating these little black squash balls. Some, he would roll into little black worms for later use, but others, the hardest ones, he would use as ammunition for the coming battle. Oh, if only this could have been a peaceful holiday jubilee, where he could stop at the knishes. But alas, danger lurks around the corner, and Little King John must act as the sole delusional protector of justice.
 
Sarah watched little king john work interested "is there anything i can help with?"
 
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