*SIGH*
"B-but I felt that I have tried my best! I even attempted to convince Yuri to divulge about Robert! Even tried to get the merge running despite it has been scripted from the beginning! Then again, the last part between Leo and Nee-san..."
"I just simply can't jump in. The whole Second Lunch Period Club affair was quite different than the one I heard from a tall, manly eye-patched girl named Sayaka. When Umeko confronted Leo, I felt like I couldn't do much as from yelling 'Please do not fight!' or forcibly start a Virtu-Ava battle to break the argument. Then again, I wouldn't know Nee-san would just..."
"Sayaka? With an Eyepatch? I have no idea who you're talking about, Ren."
"Yeah... Perhaps after this can we get more context especially on scenes like Leo's one? Or maybe I really really have to be very smart to cough up an idea? Being in the Social Morals rarely teaches me on how to think out from the box. I also tend to abuse
guides for video games too as I really don't have time for solving complex puzzles..."
"I don't think that's quite true! On the surface, Social Morals is quite rigid. But, part of our jobs is confronting and handling the problems for our friends in the school. It's not always the prettiest looking job, but, like any job, you do start picking up on things if you're diligent about your work. Though, I do admit, some of our classmates still manage to surprise me every single day."
"Right? And like any job, you're bound to trip up every now and then. Don't beat yourself up over it."
"Still, at least give me a chance to reverse the damage! Then again, the GM made the right decision. I don't really have a good track record, plus Social Morals assignments are piling up..."
"Also, where is that vacation episode we have been promised to? Something like an outing and stuff?"
*twiddle thumbs*
"Well, our school is pretty short on funding... I don't think that fact is ever going to change."
"Not to mention when do we get a chance to do sideplots? You know, stuffs like Yuri and Shinji improving their relationships... Perhaps a chance to fix my relationship with Chiyo..."
"And the Calendar System. We're still using it for the upcoming Hard Reset no?
"The easiest answer is that side-plots are allowed. But aren't necessarily going to be forced by the World either. It's really up to other character to be dedicated enough to let them happen. But we'll give you the chances for it, no doubt. The Calendar is.... a lot more work than it's worth, I think."
"Hey, Hey! Wait a second Nozomi-san! That didn't even sound like it was written in your character!"
"Ah, It wasn't? Hmmmm, well we technically aren't supposed to acknowledging stuff like that in this segment, but none of it is canon so it's fine!"
"So that's gonna be the excuse now, huh?"
Distinctly (Prime Dimension)
"Ahem, they do exist." *points to self*
"P-people who barely participated aren't relevant at all!"
"Wow, that's harsh. Are you really that against people having multiple romantic partners, Nozomi-san?"
"Of course! What kind of depraved person would want to go... go.... Messing Around with more than one person!? It's utterly indecent! Blatantly morbid! Disgusting on every single level imaginable!"
"Be- before you get any ideas, it's not my fault! M-My creator wants me to be like this!"
"Which kind of brings me to the next question, can I limit myself to 1 romantic partner roll now?"
"Oh oh! And another one! What kind of drama are we expecting in this new world?"
"And are we going to get some light-er episodes, like what Ren-chan said! Vacation and stuffs! Are we getting it?"
*sparkling eyes*
"A vacation would be nice. But, knowing this little runt, all he's looking forward to is the obligatory running into girls changing or some other dirty trope like that."
"A vacation would be nice though. I just hope it isn't going to be to the beach or anything. I'm not really... ready for that. I mean, I'm just so pale looking..."
"It's called sunscreen and an umbrella."
"Getting back on topic! It's hard to say when exactly those kinds of things will happen since we do primarily have to get people acclimated and familiarized with everything. But I think that the possibility is definitely there."
Distinctly (Alternate Universe)
*sigh* "Don't throw me away like some sort of garbage. I never left."
"So? Why are you freaks talking like you're in front of an audience? What is this about?"
"... Never mind that. If this segment is going to be all about "Who will be my waifu?", count me out please. I would rather disconnect and be in a relationship with loneliness, thank you very much."
"So, are there actual "limits" as to how this "virtual reality chip in your spine" can be manipulated? I'm feeling the need in my brain to mow down some jackasses who feel like they're hot stuff. With a machine gun."
"Wait! Hold on a second, didn't we just do another reply based off of Kyouko's?"
"Ah yes. Well according to the rules of Chibi Theatre, the continuum is based off of who replied to whom."
"Then, why do we acknowledge the fact that we're in another continuum? If we're following a different timeline?"
"Because none of this is canon!"
*sigh*
"Well anyway, Toto-kun. You're going to probably have to win back Kyouko here at all costs it would seem."
"And for your other question, the 'Chip' on our spines are some really special equipment that lets us do some really neat things. Like, feeling real sensations in virtual reality, or allow us to browse the internet in our own heads. Though, most students don't know anything beyond using the chips for what they're for."
"Though, there are some students who know how to 'hack' into those chips and cause all kind of problems. But, none of us here are THAT amazing."
"But wait a second, Hayata-san, if I recall correctly.... Aren't you able to do things like that. I mean, right now, you're going to pull the tables on those delinquents with Leo doing something like that."
"It's already hard enough trying to explain how to properly conduct a Virtu-Ava battle. So unfortunately, Anything like understanding how 'Hacking' works is beyond pretty much everyone at this point."
"And I guess that's just how it is."
Rehashing
"Ahhhh! I was just curious, Ume-chaaaannn! I forgot others had asked! Why are you yelling at meeee?"
"She can't help that she's stupid."
"Why didn't you ask a question then, Kobe Head?"
"I'm not supposed to know any of this stuff, doofus. In the old bad end I'm passed out while Kane bites the dust."
"Waka knows, and he's been npcing hardcore!"
"Pfft, all right. In virtu-ava fights, it's possible to make someone pass out, but with this hacker thing, is it possible to kill someone?"
"Shinji's asking some dark questions!!!"
"Add the honorific, idiot flower!"
"Shinji-kun is right to ask that. Hmm, what about if a hacker is able to boost a virtu-ava? Like make it able to have more attacks? Or what if you actually are holding weapons when you fight, would that still hit the other person? Like if for example, I'm holding a wooden sword and a vitru-ava fight starts. When I use my close range sword to hit someone, would the wooden sword connect as well?"
"You seem to show more thought going into virtu-ava fights than your homework, idiot flower."
"You guys keep on talking like 'Hackers' are going to magically become super relevant, and it's something that everyone can do. But, because that stuff isn't relevant at all for us, the answer is probably no. I'll say one thing though, stay away from anyone who says they can hack, and report them to the police. You could be in serious trouble, even if they did not know how to hack.
As for the wooden sword, please take it away Nozomi-san..."
"Ah, right! Well, you might've just forgotten since there hasn't been a Virtu-Ava fight in such a long time. But, Hisakawa's Virtual Systems will still recognize it as you physically assaulting someone, and you'll just get knocked out as soon as it recognizes the intent as being obvious. You're supposed drop anything that can be used like a weapon before engaging in such a virtu-ava fight, that should be common knowledge, Okubo-san."
"It should be, but I mean come on. Who in the world thinks about swinging a wooden sword at someone at school?"
"That is true, Hayata-san. Okubo-san, would you happen to have any underlying aggressive tendencies, or stress that's making you think about potentially harming your fellow-"
"Stop, STOP! Even if it is a joke, we are not going to encourage any character development in a segment like this!"