In one corner... We have Lordran's most fearless bandit, brimming with the black rage to unnerve Lord Gwyn himself! He treats people like animals, animals like dirt, and dirt like the Undead!! . . . Ladies and gentleman - OTTO! THE! FEARLESS!!!!! (*crowd goes nuts*)
And... in the other corner, people I do believe we have a tag team! But, do they match up to what cannot be a'feared? Let's find out! You there, the Crimson Mercenary, what do you say to the viewers at home screaming for Fearless Otto to pull your spine from you nose?
"Look. My job is to keep Undead from hollowing. But for him, I think I'll make an exception... (Lord of the Darkmoon, I'm on TV!!! Notice me.)"
What cold detachment, folks! This is what you call a professional - ice on the inside, death tools and swag on the out. But let's not forget this dynamic duo's number two! The Blue Oni to the Mercenary's Red - people, we have a Gwyndamned Cleric!?
AUDIENCE: BOOOOOOO!!!!
AUDIENCE: Frickin' clerics! Fall offa bridge!
AUDIENCE: What a sexy preacher~
Seems like the crowd is ready for this Dynamic Duo to become the dead kind! What do yo have to say to that, Mr. Cleric?
"?! What *COUGH* what is this...?"
Its time to place your bets, ladies and gentleman, and see just how much an Undead can bleed - Right after this commercial break! (Sponsored by Common Fruit: stay hungry, undead)