Corrupt A Wish

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Quiet One said:
Granted, you get a front row seat to a supernova, so close the explosion instantly incinerates you.

I wish for a boat made of bacon. The S.S. Pork Brigade!
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Granted, but the bacon is under-cooked.

I wish for an unopenable door.
 
I'd still eat it.

Granted, you have a wooden wall.

I wish for a year's supply of cream soda. (A little hungry, that's why the food wishes.)
 
Granted. Welcome to Portal with no portal gun.

I wish I had a portal gun.

Granted, it's all flat soda you ninja.

I wish I had a portal gun still.
 
Dammit, we did it at the same time!

Granted, but it malfunctions and sucks you into a mini black hole.

Above wish still.
 
Granted, you can now make doorways wherever you want. You should really go into construction.

I wish rotary phones were still in style.
 
Granted, but it cuts of one millimeter of your finger for every number dialed.

I wish I had twelve fingers instead of ten.
 
Granted, but so does everyone else so it's not a big deal.

I wish for the Force. I can has Jedi?
 
Granted. But you instantly use it without proper practice that you rip out your entrails & fed it to your Mom.
BUUUUURRNNEEED.

I Wish for Eternal Youth.
 
granted. you're a baby forever. enjoy diapers.

i wish to terran.
 
Granted. You are now a pile of rocks

I wish I was a humunculus
 
Jhuton said:
Granted. You are now a pile of rocks

I wish I was a humunculus
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Granted, but you have no arms or legs, and are completely unremarkable in every way.
I wish for the magic wish fish dish.
 
Granted. It is a plate of improperly prepared puffer fish, which is poisonous.

I wish that I could bring people to ecstasy with a directed thought.
 
foodforpigs said:
Granted. It is a plate of improperly prepared puffer fish, which is poisonous.

I wish that I could bring people to ecstasy with a directed thought.
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Granted, but you no longer have any thoughts.

I wish for no lag, ever.
 
Granted, now everything happens instantly for you, including digestion.

I wish somebody had made an Easter egg hunt on Iwaku, where you go hunting for eggs all over the forum.

In all seriousness I think that would be a fun game.
 
Granted, but we do it disturbed style and hide it all in animal feces.

I wish I needed less sleep to function for the day.
 
Gwazi Magnum said:
Granted, but we do it disturbed style and hide it all in animal feces.

I wish I needed less sleep to function for the day.
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Granted, now you don't need to function in the day, cause you are a vampire.

I wish I had the power to change the appearance of anything to whatever I want.
 
Granted. But doing so drains your own life energy, causing rapid aging.

I wish Iwaku was more active right now.
 
Gwazi Magnum said:
Granted. But doing so drains your own life energy, causing rapid aging.

I wish Iwaku was more active right now.
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Granted, everyone who was ever a member posts at the same time, crashing the server.

I wish I doubled as a wireless hotspot.
 
Granted, but you are forever trapped on the internet, forced to provide internet to everyone and get nothing in return.

I wish for infinite wishes.
 
Gwazi Magnum said:
Granted, but you are forever trapped on the internet, forced to provide internet to everyone and get nothing in return.

I wish for infinite wishes.
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Granted, from now on you can only wish for additional wishes, therefore making your wishes increase in number without end. Your welcome.

I wish for a real life dungeon to spawn.
 
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