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Granted, but you get obsessed with gaining weight instead and die from Diabetus.

I wish for more Insanity.
 
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Gwazi Magnum said:
Granted, but you can obsessed with gaining weight instead and die from Diabetus.

I wish for more Insanity.
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Granted, now you will mistake any spherical object for the sun.

I wish I had my own personal ninja.
 
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Granted, you have dishonered the Ninja and he kills you.

I wish for the Necronomican.
 
granted, but you accidentally summon vengeful spirits that reap your soul

I wish for cakes of all flavours
 
Granted, it's fruit flavored.

I wish for my two front teeth.
 
Granted, here you go. [hands you 2 front teeth]

I wish I can fly
 
Granted. You get stuck in a plane engine.

I wish for this wish to be ruined.
 
granted. Your computer gets a terrible virus which ruins everything on it

I wish the world was 2D
 
Granted, you are incompatible and die.

I wish for an asteroid. :3
 
Granted. It's a toy asteroid

I wish I had infinte coins
 
Granted, they're fakes

I wish for a pretzel.
 
Granted. But you are now considered a supporter of the Church of Gonzi and will be targeted by the admins.

I wish more people would praise MS.
 
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Granted. Linux never becomes a thing and we get this guy as the world president.

I wish for more conventions.
 
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Granted

I wish for an airship, as in the airborne vehicle.
 
Granted, but I steal it and fly off with it cause I've just remembered to keep up with watching that show.

I wish for popcorn.
 
Granted but the popcorn is made out of dead flesh so enjoy the movie.

I wish for nothing...except for an Apache helicopter that is outfitted with two gatling guns that is!!!
 
Lea said:
Granted but the popcorn is made out of dead flesh so enjoy the movie.
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So... Bacon? :P
Lea said:
I wish for nothing...except for an Apache helicopter that is outfitted with two gatling guns that is!!!
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Granted, it malt-functions and blows up.
 
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