Corrupt A Wish

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Granted. The dragon eats you.

I wish to go on an adventure.

 
Granted. Welcome to Dark Souls. You will die. A lot.

I wish that I was a master chef.
 
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Granted, but you have no tongue to taste the food with.

I wish I could just go to sleep now without ruining my sleep pattern.
 
Granted, You are now dead. can't ruin that sleep pattern

I wish I was the Iwaku rabbit
 
Granted. But you're the killer one from Monty Python and everything is terrified of you. :P

I wish for death to embrace me.
 
Granted. He hugs you, is disappointed, and reaps the soul of your loved ones

I wish I was a renowned actor
 
Granted, but it's in an underground proxy-hollywood that's really a slave market.

I wish for a million dollars.
 
Granted. A thief offloads a million stolen dollars on you, and you end up in jail.

I wish for an army of mine turtles
 
Jhuton said:
Granted. A thief offloads a million stolen dollars on you, and you end up in jail.

I wish for an army of mine turtles
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Granted, but they all do the flop.

I wish everyone in the world were female for a day.
 
Granted, but they became the stereotypical kind and cause WW3 over a broken nail.

I wish for a single gold coin.
 
granted.its enough gold to be worth 40 cents

i wish for a magic feather
 
Granted, but the magic is a curse.

I wish for time travelling abilities.
 
granted, but you age in the direction you time travel; so go back in time far enough and you become a baby; frward enough and you become decript

i wish for level 9 wizzard spellz
 
Razilin said:
granted, but you age in the direction you time travel; so go back in time far enough and you become a baby; frward enough and you become decript

i wish for level 9 wizzard spellz
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Granted. You can't afford the XP cost and it kills you.

I wish to be an undead druid.
 
granted. a cleric of pelor stumbles upon you and casts Sunburst from back when 2nd edition forgotten realms was so OP

i wish i had tech'd to ghosts and nukes then went mass snipe.
 
Granted, but your DM throws all the books at you and proceeds to beat you with each of them individually.

I wish to be a basket weaver.
 
Gwazi Magnum said:
Granted, but your DM throws all the books at you and proceeds to beat you with each of them individually.

I wish to be a basket weaver.
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Granted, but you are forced to take an underwater basket-weaving class as a prerequisite, and you will always be view as a second class basket-weaver until you increase your lung capacity.

I wish I had the Onion Book of Known Knowledge.
 
granted. But it only contains onion recipes

I wish I could find excalibur
 
granted, but you drown in the lake doing so

i wish i had a dream
 
granted. You dream of your mother naked

I wish I wasn't obsessed with sprinter all of a sudden
 
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