Corrupt-A-Wish Thread

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Granted, but as soon as you bite it molten jam falls onto your lap burning you badly.

I wish I could go back in time to give myself some advice.
 
Granted, but you end up giving yourself bad advice.

I wish that I could soar through the skies.
 
Granted, but you soar too high, get in space, freeze and fall down.

I wish I could get rid of my skin problems.
 
Granted, your skin is now completely</SPAN></SPAN> gone... ouch you should that that looked at very painful.

I wish I couldn't feel pain.
 
Granted, but you don't feel physical pain but you don't have feelings either.

I wish, I had a candy floss angel.
 
Granted, but it causes your teeth to get stuck together, so you can't eat ever again.

I wish that I had my own farm.
 
Granted but it's in infertile land in the dessert.

I wish, I had an aristocratic costume.
 
Granted, but it is made from eyelashes, so it itches horribly and gives you multiple rashes.

I wish that I could dive into a pool of jello.
 
Granted, but it is a jello made of pigs hooves and bones and skins.

I wish I could get rid of my cold.
 
Granted, but now you are constantly hot.

I wish I had a yoyo.
 
Granted, but you tangle yourself up in it.

I wish I could kill my writers block
 
Granted, but you've killed your writing talent with it.

I wish the steampunk RP party would be soon!
 
Granted, but it becomes spammed with one-liners.

I WISH I COULD HAVE THE SAME FEELING FOREVER.
 
Granted, but you become a robot as a result.

I wish I had apple pie.
 
Granted, but I made it (so probably poisonous.)

I wish I had a pet Sphinx</SPAN></SPAN>
 
Granted, but it's made out of stone and weighs too much, so not really good even as a decoration.

I wish I had a brain.
 
Here y'go. Don't mind the rot, it works just fine! *shifty eyes*

I wish politicians weren't lying, self serving parasites.
 
Granted. But now they still get away with the crap they put up.

I Wish I was a Kryptonian.
 
You are now Kryptonian...on the homeworld, at T minus 5 seconds to planetary detonation.

I wish I could use magic.
 
Granted, but every spell you use has the opposite effect of what you want.

I wish I had a more supportive bra.
 
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