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[Parson]

Making epic slicers and pokers out of! Behold the Grande Cow-Iron Slicer of ______

 

[Chat Noir]

Londonderry! It will slice you until you are nothing but a pile of chopped______________

 

[Parson]

brisket because it has awesome, mega magical powers that _____

 

[AwakenLove]

can shoot pink lasers and feed hobos! Isn't it so ________

 

[Parson]

o/'o/' wonderful bobbing along, bobbing along on the bottom of the beautiful briny ______ o/'o/'

 

[Chat Noir]

buttocks, which have a strange human obsession with___________

 

[Parson]

Cannibalism. They particularly enjoy _____

 

[AwakenLove]

Swedish Meatballs and gazing at sunsets. Why you ask? Because _________

 

[Jenbells]

Because that's what Jesus would do. Then he would say ____

 

[Parson]

Behold! for I am the Swedish Meatball Saviour. And since I'm the SMS, I also like the send messages to _____

(-hides from thrown objects-)

 

[Chat Noir]

every hot guy in the world, telling them to date me. I wonder if______

 

[Parson]

all the hot guys would want to do the shadigity on the first date? If so that'd _____

 

[AgatsumaSoubi]

cause the moon to spin in an opposite rotation. And by golly if that happens then _____

 

[Simplicity]

You'd loose your knickers. Your mother's chin would drop and she'd be say ***

 

[Parson]

"Back in my day, I had to lose my knickers in the snow going up hill both ways!" But we all know ____

 

[Simplicity]

That rarely happens, unless dragons breath icicles and ***

 

[Parson]

Shit snow balls. Beware Snow White the Dragon for she _____

 

[Simplicity]

Eats small children and leaves apples in her wake. To avoid her you must ***

 

[AwakenLove]

clap your hands three times, spread peanut butter on your feet, and scream "OH NO!!!! NOT JURY DUTY!!!!!". If that doesn't work, then ______

 

[Simplicity]

Your most likely going to die. To avoid death you must meet with your death reaper and say_____