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Making epic slicers and pokers out of! Behold the Grande Cow-Iron Slicer of ______
 
Londonderry! It will slice you until you are nothing but a pile of chopped______________
 
o/'o/' wonderful bobbing along, bobbing along on the bottom of the beautiful briny ______ o/'o/'
 
buttocks, which have a strange human obsession with___________
 
Swedish Meatballs and gazing at sunsets. Why you ask? Because _________
 
Behold! for I am the Swedish Meatball Saviour. And since I'm the SMS, I also like the send messages to _____

(-hides from thrown objects-)
 
every hot guy in the world, telling them to date me. I wonder if______
 
all the hot guys would want to do the shadigity on the first date? If so that'd _____
 
cause the moon to spin in an opposite rotation. And by golly if that happens then _____
 
You'd loose your knickers. Your mother's chin would drop and she'd be say ***
 
"Back in my day, I had to lose my knickers in the snow going up hill both ways!" But we all know ____
 
Eats small children and leaves apples in her wake. To avoid her you must ***
 
clap your hands three times, spread peanut butter on your feet, and scream "OH NO!!!! NOT JURY DUTY!!!!!". If that doesn't work, then ______
 
Your most likely going to die. To avoid death you must meet with your death reaper and say_____