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Asmodeus the lion, who taught me the true meaning of ______
 
bacon, as he talked he were ____
 
_____ herded off a cliff by lemmings, but then ______
 
...a lightning bolt struck him and he was disintegrated.

What? I can't hear you, you're ______
 
hovering around the North Pole. Is there any chance you could_______
 
rob the bank and give me the money?

I wish you were a ___
 
...pubic hair upon the belly of Honey Boo Boo's mother.

Let me go now, or I might....
 
make martini toppers instead of olives. After this is finished, I shalt___
 
____ not talketh like William Shakespeare any longer, and shall quit this place forthwith. In the name of _____
 
stinky panda. I will however bow to a stinky koala who is named______
 
_____ Kenneth Arnold. Oh Kenneth, why _____
 
fifo the fiffy because he happens to cook. His most favorable dish is ____
 
his famous seven foot canolie.

However, I recommend not ____
 
sticking this up your rear end, because it is very______________
 
_____ armpit legions and outbreaks of _____
 
Extreme pustulence, which is harmful if you wish to_________