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I prepare to breathe in.

Why are you in my computer?
 
cause if you didn't shit, you'd die.

Why do men have nipples?
 
becuse if they didnt they would never have childern

why are you asking me a quaton for
 
That is a symbol stupid people use!

Why do i like doing the wedgie dance so much??
 
because you like wedgies

what's up with the world?
 
Gravity, space rocks, stars, mars, and other crap floating up with the world in the universe...

Why does my avi look so alluring?
 
because you made it?

why is there a bone in my head?
 
It keeps you from squishing your brains when you put your head down to sleep.

What's wrong with my hat?
 
it's sideways

why is a feather light?
 
Because the sun is behind it.

Why does a chainsaw make noise?
 
Because you obviously look like a chicken...

how do fingers find their way to our noses?
 
They have a map which we call the fingerprint.

Why do we eat the flesh of the cherry and spit out the pit, not the other way around?
 
because flesh is sweeter

why is flesh sweeter
 
I don't know, I find the blood sweeter than the flesh.

If something works a thousand percent of the time, does that mean it's constantly working ten times as much? If that's the case, can something work a hundred percent of the time by working half the time, but twice as much?
 
It's not; just ask any cat.

What if there aren't several languages, just one with really many words, and nobody knows all the words?
 
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