Osi sighed and sank down on a couch, sword in one hand, wine in the other. "Fucking lecher." Osi mumbled. Bitter crawled up and sat on Osi's stomach. "The fuck you want, cat?"
"To pitch a proposition."
"Alright.....shoot."
"I want you to fight your brother." The wine in Osi's mouth sprayed all over the kit, it licking it's fur in response.
"W-Why the hell do you want me to do that?!"
"I don't need to clarify my actions to you."
"Why?"
"Because it is not necessary. You already want to fight him." Bitter's eyes flickered with light and he slightly whispered to himself. Osi's mind was being played with and he didn't even know it.
"Of course. I love him and care for him, but that doesn't mean I have to fucking like him. Privileged prick." Osi's eyes slightly dulled, an effect of the spell.
"Then do it. I'll even set a time, if it pleases you, Master."
"Fine." Bitter got up and walked into the room where Vi and Liam were.
"Excuse me, Liam, I neeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-NOPE." Bitter did a complete 180 and booked it out of the room, across the living room, and hid under Osi's shirt.
Osi's eyes went back to normal, because Bitter's focus was cut.
"NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE" Osi was about to ask before he thought about it, and promptly shut his mouth
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"Bitter."
"What."
"Can you turn into something human?"
"Yes, why?"
"You need a drink, my friend. A lot of them, as a matter of fact." Osi grinned before fetching a few....er.....more than a few bottles of Vodka. Loud cracking and ripping noises were heard before Osi sat down at the table and popped open the first one. "Let us begin..."
~An hour later~
Bitter sat across from Osiris, his new form red in the face. Both were impossibly drunk. They were arm wrestling, their arms not moving, but both were glaring daggers at the other, and they were both putting all they could into the test of strength. Emptied bottles were all around them, clinking around.
"Give up boy, and I'll let you keep your pride." Bitter's now masculine voice jested to Osiris. He smirked as Osi used his free hand to flip him off.
"Suck a cock, you overgrown house cat." The table under them broke. "Alright, you want to take this outside? You wanna talk shit about how much of a man I am, why don't you prove that your better?"
"Alright, assistant." Osi's face twisted in anger.
"That's some big insult, coming from my
bitch." This time Bitter was the one angered. They stared at each other before they both walked outside, not breaking eye contact. "Come on! Let's see how much of a bitch you are!"
"Leck mich und die Hure du liebst!" Those were the last words spoken before they threw themselves at each other, becoming a flurry of kicks and punches.
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