Would you rather?

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Wyr get eaten by zombies or get eaten by sharks?
 
Get eaten by a shark. I'm not turning into a zombie if they stop eating ):

would you rather read twilight or fifty shades of grey? (Of course you'll have to read ALL the books that has come out from the series, so not just the first book :3)
 
I would rather die. But if I had no choice I guess Fifty Shades of Grey.

Would you rather walk in on Elenor Roosevelt being porked by a horse or be transported to the Donner-Reed party camp in the winter of 1846?
 
(Fifty Shades is an abomination to BDSM and must be destroyed.)

I'd have to go with Elenor Roosevelt gettin' pounded by an equine mammal. Though, I'd be concerned about the health aspects that come with the danger of taking that large of a penetrative phallas. People have died from that, dudes.

Dying from a heart attack caused by a panic attack, or die because you were that 1% of people who had a really bad side effect from a medicine you were taking.
 
Heart attack. I don't wanna be the one dying cause of something I thought would save me :D

Would you rather live during a zombie apocalypse or an alien invasion.
 
ZOMBIES ZOMBIES ZOMBIES! There are zombie runs held in some of the colleges around here, and being that it's Texas, there's a lot of people prepared of doomsday if they're rich enough.

Would you rather loose your left leg or your right arm?
 
Leg. I can keep writing without my leg, but learning to write with the left arm will take forever ):

Would you rather freeze to death or sweat to death?
 
Freeze. It's much prettier when they come collect your corpse. When you sweat, you just smell bad.

WYR ride a dragon or ride a griffin?
 
Dragon. I love griffins, but dragons are a bit cooler.

would you rather spend a year alone in the desert or a year alone on the north pole
 
Do I get to find penguins in the North Pole? I know Santa doesn't exist *gasp* ... but yeah seriously desert. At least I may run into people that can help me survive.

WYR be marry then divorce or never marry at all?
 
Never marry at all. I've never had romantic interest in people anyways and marriage doesn't interest me in a romantic nor an economical level.

Would you rather live the rest of your life on iwaku or live in the real world and never ever be able to log onto iwaku again?
 
However entertaining it would be to traverse the land of role play fiction I'd go insane after awhile from either fan-fic or cheesy cliche high school/academy drama role plays. Soooo real life it is.

Would you rather take a train from New York to Seattle filled with nothing but George Clooney clones who have just taken a dose of viagra each while Michael Jackson's "Thriller" plays on repeat OR would you rather be put into the position of the fat guy on the Gluttony crime scene from the movie Se7en?
 
(After reading some of these I'm seriously concerned on so many levels. What. The. Fuck.)

Gonna go with the train. The movie gave me nightmares for a week, so fuck no.

Would you rather fight a ten horse-sized spiders or a thousand spider-sized horses?
 
a thousand spider sized horses.


mine....

would you rather....
have a one night or passion with a family member, or shoot yourself in the head?
 
headshot

wyr die honorably or live dishonorably
 
live dishonorably. Who needs honor anyways?

Would you rather be remembered forever for the most embarrassing reason possible, or would you want to be completely forgotten?
 
completely forgotten - super stealth skillz

wyr be stealthy or strong
 
Stealthy.

Would you rather die from an incurable disease or be saved under the circumstances that you have to go on a solo mission to settle a small colony on Mars (you go alone and have equipment to set up a small fully equipped base and nobody will ever come and join you)
 
Yeah, have to chose incurable disease for that one. I can't handle isolation.

WYR be a 30 year old virgin or a 13 year old nonvirgin?
 
30 year old virgin


Would you rather fly for one day, or be invisible all your life?
 
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