What time do we Crucify Gwazi?

[Salsacookies]

As much as I hate to admit it, I think a quick, clean, and efficient method of killing Gwazi would be best.
His brain isn't nearly developed enough to comprehend pain or emotions - his shitposting is merely an instinctive response to seeing a forum. Any attempts at making suffer emotionally, physically, or mentally would be an exercise in futility. Honestly, I'd suggest shooting him in the face, but there's two problems with that:
1) He might survive
2) He's actually worth less than whatever bullet you'd use to kill him

Answer to both those problems, get a magnet rod, and use that to kill him instead. They use those on meat cows.

 

[Ser K+]

I say if you're gonna kill him, slice him to bits, cut off his head and burn him.

DO NOT leave that body in tact!

 

[Minerva]

I say if you're gonna kill him, slice him to bits, cut off his head and burn him.

DO NOT leave that body in tact!

So, the way William Wallace went?

 

[chainedfiction]

@Gwazi Magnum everyone wants to kill you D:

 

[Ser K+]

Generally...

 

[Laggy Lagiacrus]

But... what do I do with this cross I rented?

I am up for @Salsacookies idea though.

You could nail an effigy of Gwazi to it. Not as satisfying, I know, but it's likely the best you can do with it.

Answer to both those problems, get a magnet rod, and use that to kill him instead. They use those on meat cows.

Don't you dare insult beef by associating it with Gwazi.

@Gwazi Magnum everyone wants to kill you D:

OH GEE I WONDER WHY

 

[chainedfiction]

He's a good man though!!! ;n;

 

[Ser K+]

He was, until you tainted him with your talk of revolution.

It's all pretty tragic if you ask me.

 

[Minerva]

He's a good man though!!! ;n;

We want him to prove his Godhood by rising from the dead!

 

[Kagayours]

It would be hilarious if, thanks to this thread, he vanished for three days and didn't come back till Sunday.

It would be even more hilarious if he just coincidentally went offline for the weekend (which happens quite a bit) and people assumed he did it in response to this.

 

[Finhawk]

You're all a bunch of uncivilized brutes. Shame on you, shame on you all.

A true gentleman would kill Gwazi by throwing him into a wood chipper after coating him in honey.

 

[Temet Nosce]

Let's kill him, THEN crucify him.

Then kill him again just to be sure.

 

[chainedfiction]

It would be hilarious if, thanks to this thread, he vanished for three days and didn't come back till Sunday.

It would be even more hilarious if he just coincidentally went offline for the weekend (which happens quite a bit) and people assumed he did it in response to this.

:(

 

[Kagayours]

:(

I don't understand why this is frowny face worthy.

 

[Minerva]

Also, his closest disciple needs to cut off someone's ear.

 

[chainedfiction]

I don't understand why this is frowny face worthy.

That's a sad face...

 

[Finhawk]

Also, his closest disciple needs to cut off someone's ear.

And then eat it? With rice?

 

[Minerva]

And then eat it? With rice?

No, Gwazi is going to put it back on the guy.

 

[Finhawk]

No, Gwazi is going to put it back on the guy.

What a shame...

 

[Ser K+]

That's a sad face...

Pardon my french.
But...
Smart ass XD