What time do we Crucify Gwazi?

[Gwazi Magnum]

Text me how it goes when I'm god of my universe.

I'll just send over a Prophet.
More fun that way.

 

[Ser K+]

I'll just send over a Prophet.
More fun that way.

Lolno.
I'll kill em.

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

Lolno.
I'll kill em.

And then religious wars and crusades happen.
Which is all very entertaining.

 

[Ser K+]

I'll kill THEM too!

My people can start wars but so help me if it's because of non-existent religion!

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

I'll kill THEM too!

And thus continues the cycle.

My people can start wars but so help me if it's because of non-existent religion!

Then may I suggest making education a sin? :P

 

[Ser K+]

Mn... Nah.
They need something...

 

[ᴛᴏᴄᴋᴀ]

A war over Hogwarts getting decent flavored jelly beans? o.O If it was chocolate I could understand, but not jelly beans.

 

[Minerva]

Someone needs to make the Church of Gwazi into a mod for Civ V...

 

[Saito Hajime]

Someone needs to make the Church of Gwazi into a mod for Civ V...

Unique unit: Facehugger.

 

[Minerva]

Unique unit: Facehugger.

Yeah!

 

[Minerva]

Yes! The Church of Gwazi mod needs to happen!MAKE IT HAPPEN!

 

[Ser K+]

...
Nah.

 

[Minerva]

...
Nah.

You know you want it!

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

Mn... Nah.
They need something...

Then you'll have to prepare yourself for Infidels.

A war over Hogwarts getting decent flavored jelly beans? o.O If it was chocolate I could understand, but not jelly beans.

But we could have chocolate jelly beans if we win! D:

Someone needs to make the Church of Gwazi into a mod for Civ V...

I wish I had the skill to make such a thing.
Though I feel it would be so much sweeter if it was someone other than me who bothered making the Mod.

That'd be the ultimate "OMG Gwazi! Your God joke isn't funny!" counter card! XD

 

[Saito Hajime]

Unique CoG power: Shitposting. Once every turn you get the opportunity to gain free culture/faith, at the cost of relations penalties with all other civilizations and city states.

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

Unique CoG power: Shitposting. Once every turn you get the opportunity to gain free culture/faith, at the cost of relations penalties with all other civilizations and city states.

We could always do +2 Faith/Culture in every city but City State relations degrade twice as fast.

 

[Saito Hajime]

We could always do +2 Faith/Culture in every city but City State relations degrade twice as fast.

You're the bossdeity.

Also, unique unit: SS Iwaku as a ship?

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

You're the bossdeity.

Yes, but advice/other ideas could make the ship better. :P

Also, Unique unit: SS Iwaku as a ship?

We could use the Battleship as a base.

Then do something such as: +2 Movement Speed, No Oil Needed & 1st unlocked rank in Coastal Raiders.

+I'm considering making facehugger a second UU (Go Japan style and have 2 :3).