Team Ilium shows up fifteen minutes late to the con with Starbucks.
Diana unironically bans someone in person with an inflatable mallet for misusing the term "literate". Everyone claps.
Asmo secretly gets a small circle of Iwakuans to play with a Ouija board in the corner and manage to contact a banned member.
Staff constructs a playpen in which the blue star members spend the entirety of the con. A cruddy television is set up in the pen. Staff tunes into Nick Junior and confiscates the remote. "It's fun for all ages," they say. The blue star members do not have fun.
The discussion panel descends into madness and becomes a drinking game.
There is a small fire. I do not know where the fire came from, but the fire department is definitely called.
The time at which the con is supposed to end is completely forgotten. We're all in the building for two days straight, sleeping on the floor and drinking tap water from the bathroom. The 72 pizzas are delivered to the wrong address, and we're forced to eat a surplus supply of boozy chocolates to sustain ourselves. We must party to survive. The con ends when things get too wild and a staff member is arrested. We all get weird looks from the police.
Yeah. That's my take on all this, anyway.
Can we do a mass roleplay on this? Like, Iwakucon 2k15 roleplay? Pwease?