Things you don't want the person sitting next to you to say.

[Drew]

"They just let me out, can you give me a lift?"

 

[Kitti]

"I was looking for someone to try those techniques on! Hey there!"

 

[Drew]

"Can I lick you?"

 

[King Weavel]

"Carrie Prejan is like, my idol."

Instant RED flag.

 

[October Knight]

I like your skin.

 

[Diana]

You smell delicious.

 

[Drew]

"If you eat human flesh, will it give you heart burn?"

 

[Arsenal XA4]

"Did you know human flesh is comparable to ham?"

 

[Drew]

"Can you pickle human organs, like you would pigs feet?"

 

[Hydronine]

Did you know you can swallow a pint of blood before you get sick?

 

[Drew]

"Want to pick my scab for me?"

 

[October Knight]

"wana see my happy button."

 

[Hydronine]

Did you know that the more sweet natural things you eat, the sweeter your bodily fluids get?

 

[Boss Frost]

"Ever see the movie 'Speed'?"

 

[Hydronine]

Have you ever been under my knife before?

 

[Drew]

"Do you think that a mug shot is okay to put on E-Harmony?"

 

[Asmodeus]

"Asmo?!!"

 

[Hydronine]

(God, I wanna see and hear that scenario now, Asmo)

"OMG! TWIIIIIIIIIIIILIIIIIIIIGHT! I WANNA HAVE EDWARD CULLEN'S BABIES! I WANT A DIAMOND BOYFRIEND! DON'T YOU?!"

(Has happened.... scariest.... thing.... ever....)

 

[October Knight]

I had beans for lunch.

 

[Myrnodyn]

"Asmo?!!"