"I know that you don't know who I am, but I've been watching you, waiting outside your window and silently wondering what it would be like to lay down in your arms. I've admired your beautiful body while you were taking a shower, and I've made sure evil people would not abuse you for their own pleasures. I've fallen in love with you, only I didn't dare say it yet. I would be so happy if you felt the same way about me too, I'd be overjoyed, and I'd probably commit suicide if you weren't accepting me in your life. Please...PLEASE allow me to marry you?
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Also...here's your cat back...I accidentally forgot to feed him..."