Things you don't want the person sitting next to you to say.

Isabella Hime

Winter is coming...
Original poster
FOLKLORE MEMBER
This one is easy..



Sample of things you don't want to hear the person next to you say:


"Whoa that came out a little on the creamy side"

Or:


"I think i might have lice"


Let the lulz begin!
 
V

Vay

Guest
"Sorry I know you don't know me but I need someone to talk to. You see I've just been diagnosed with a highly contagious........."
 

Diana

MOTHER OF OWLS AUTUMN
ADMINISTRATOR
MYTHICAL MEMBER
Posting Speed
  1. 1-3 posts per week
  2. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
10AM - 10PM Daily
Writing Levels
  1. Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Female
"Holy shit! I didn't know that could come out of my nose!"
 

Diana

MOTHER OF OWLS AUTUMN
ADMINISTRATOR
MYTHICAL MEMBER
Posting Speed
  1. 1-3 posts per week
  2. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
10AM - 10PM Daily
Writing Levels
  1. Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Female
"Man! Taste this! It tastes just like- well, you'll know when you taste it!"
 
V

Vay

Guest
"I like the cut of your jib."

Perhaps followed by a rapeface
 
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Xnijmai

Guest
YOU GOT A PURDY MOUTH

Or the variant

YOU GOT YOURSELF A PURDY LAUGH.(HILARIOUS INJOKE TIEMZ, NONE OF YOU ARE INVITED)
 

Asmodeus

Certified Subdomain
LURKER MEMBER
MYTHICAL MEMBER
Posting Speed
  1. Speed of Light
Writing Levels
  1. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. No Preferences
"Looks like I got the good parachute."
 

October Knight

Hi-def
LURKER MEMBER
FOLKLORE MEMBER
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Male
Genres
Fantasy, Horror and Sci-fi. I'll try basically anything though. I also love strange and unusual RP genre concepts. Different is good!
I have a bomb.

Wana spoon? (on a bus from a stranger)
 
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Pirogeth

Guest
"Excuse me, where is the super slippery soap. My buddies have been asking for it."
 

Diana

MOTHER OF OWLS AUTUMN
ADMINISTRATOR
MYTHICAL MEMBER
Posting Speed
  1. 1-3 posts per week
  2. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
10AM - 10PM Daily
Writing Levels
  1. Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Female
"Do you think I made my balls too big?"
 

October Knight

Hi-def
LURKER MEMBER
FOLKLORE MEMBER
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Male
Genres
Fantasy, Horror and Sci-fi. I'll try basically anything though. I also love strange and unusual RP genre concepts. Different is good!
Is this cheese?
 

October Knight

Hi-def
LURKER MEMBER
FOLKLORE MEMBER
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Male
Genres
Fantasy, Horror and Sci-fi. I'll try basically anything though. I also love strange and unusual RP genre concepts. Different is good!
I don't know what it is, but its red and it itches like hell.