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Things you don't want the person sitting next to you to say.

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Isabella Hime, Nov 3, 2009.

  1. This one is easy..



    Sample of things you don't want to hear the person next to you say:


    "Whoa that came out a little on the creamy side"

    Or:


    "I think i might have lice"


    Let the lulz begin!
     
  2. Astorath folllowed humming to himself.
     
  3. Kunari walk into her room and smile as she saw Ashley awake in her bed, "My.. so sweet."

    Ashley was playing with her toys in her crib.
     
  4. "Man, I want to scratch. But I can't."
     
  5. "smell this wont ya, its still okay to drink right?"
     
  6. "Man! Taste this! It tastes just like- well, you'll know when you taste it!"
     
  7. "I like the cut of your jib."

    Perhaps followed by a rapeface
     
  8. YOU GOT A PURDY MOUTH

    Or the variant

    YOU GOT YOURSELF A PURDY LAUGH.(HILARIOUS INJOKE TIEMZ, NONE OF YOU ARE INVITED)
     
  9. "Looks like I got the good parachute."
     
  10. "does this look like an elephant to you?"
     
  11. I have a bomb.

    Wana spoon? (on a bus from a stranger)
     
  12. "Excuse me, where is the super slippery soap. My buddies have been asking for it."
     
  13. *does this look infected to you?"
     
  14. "I'm going to check on Melissa."
     
  15. Ashley smile at him and babble softly.

    Kunari smile as she watch them.
     
  16. He pulled Ashley close and kissed her forehead.
     
  17. Ashley laugh more.

    Kunari reach out for Ashley.
     
  18. How high is your pain tolerance?
     
  19. I don't know what it is, but its red and it itches like hell.
     
  20. "You got muscular lips...."