Things you don't want the person sitting next to you to say.

Isabella Hime

Winter is coming...
Original poster
This one is easy..



Sample of things you don't want to hear the person next to you say:


"Whoa that came out a little on the creamy side"

Or:


"I think i might have lice"


Let the lulz begin!
 

Vay

The Empress
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female
Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
"Sorry I know you don't know me but I need someone to talk to. You see I've just been diagnosed with a highly contagious........."
 

Diana

Divine Space Witch Ò◇Ó
ADMINISTRATOR
Invitation Status
Not accepting invites at this time
Online Availability
10AM - 10PM Daily
Preferred Character Gender
Female
"Holy shit! I didn't know that could come out of my nose!"
 

Diana

Divine Space Witch Ò◇Ó
ADMINISTRATOR
Invitation Status
Not accepting invites at this time
Online Availability
10AM - 10PM Daily
Preferred Character Gender
Female
"Man! Taste this! It tastes just like- well, you'll know when you taste it!"
 

Vay

The Empress
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female
Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
"I like the cut of your jib."

Perhaps followed by a rapeface
 

Xnijmai

THE PROTECTOR OF THE LOVE AND PEACE OF HELL!
YOU GOT A PURDY MOUTH

Or the variant

YOU GOT YOURSELF A PURDY LAUGH.(HILARIOUS INJOKE TIEMZ, NONE OF YOU ARE INVITED)
 
Preferred Character Gender
Male
Genres
Fantasy, Horror and Sci-fi. I'll try basically anything though. I also love strange and unusual RP genre concepts. Different is good!
I have a bomb.

Wana spoon? (on a bus from a stranger)
 
P

Pirogeth

Guest
"Excuse me, where is the super slippery soap. My buddies have been asking for it."
 

Vay

The Empress
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female
Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
I'm realy sorry for what I have to do.
 

Diana

Divine Space Witch Ò◇Ó
ADMINISTRATOR
Invitation Status
Not accepting invites at this time
Online Availability
10AM - 10PM Daily
Preferred Character Gender
Female
"Do you think I made my balls too big?"
 
Preferred Character Gender
Male
Genres
Fantasy, Horror and Sci-fi. I'll try basically anything though. I also love strange and unusual RP genre concepts. Different is good!
Is this cheese?
 

Vay

The Empress
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female
Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
How high is your pain tolerance?
 
Preferred Character Gender
Male
Genres
Fantasy, Horror and Sci-fi. I'll try basically anything though. I also love strange and unusual RP genre concepts. Different is good!
I don't know what it is, but its red and it itches like hell.