Things you don't want the person sitting next to you to say.

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Isabella Hime

Winter is coming...
#1
This one is easy..



Sample of things you don't want to hear the person next to you say:


"Whoa that came out a little on the creamy side"

Or:


"I think i might have lice"


Let the lulz begin!
 

Vay

The Empress
BENEFACTOR
Genders You Prefer Playing
Male, Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Mostly active but I don't mind taking a back seat.
Favorite Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
Genre You DON'T Like
See above.
#2
"Sorry I know you don't know me but I need someone to talk to. You see I've just been diagnosed with a highly contagious........."
 

Diana

Owlmageddon comes. Ò◇Ó
BENEFACTOR
Roleplay Invitations
Not Taking RP Invites at this Time
My Usual Online Time
5PM - 5AM Daily
#3
"Holy shit! I didn't know that could come out of my nose!"
 
C

Captain Nic

Guest
#4
"Man, I want to scratch. But I can't."
 
D

Drew

Guest
#5
"smell this wont ya, its still okay to drink right?"
 

Diana

Owlmageddon comes. Ò◇Ó
BENEFACTOR
Roleplay Invitations
Not Taking RP Invites at this Time
My Usual Online Time
5PM - 5AM Daily
#6
"Man! Taste this! It tastes just like- well, you'll know when you taste it!"
 

Vay

The Empress
BENEFACTOR
Genders You Prefer Playing
Male, Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Mostly active but I don't mind taking a back seat.
Favorite Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
Genre You DON'T Like
See above.
#7
"I like the cut of your jib."

Perhaps followed by a rapeface
 

Xnijmai

THE PROTECTOR OF THE LOVE AND PEACE OF HELL!
#8
YOU GOT A PURDY MOUTH

Or the variant

YOU GOT YOURSELF A PURDY LAUGH.(HILARIOUS INJOKE TIEMZ, NONE OF YOU ARE INVITED)
 

Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
Posting Speed
Speed of Light
#9
"Looks like I got the good parachute."
 
Genders You Prefer Playing
Male
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Moderate to aggressive.
Favorite Genres
Fantasy, Horror and Sci-fi. I'll try basically anything though. I also love strange and unusual RP genre concepts. Different is good!
Genre You DON'T Like
I'll try just about anything. I'm not overly into RPs where the prime focus is romance. I'm not too hyped on fan based anime rp either.
#11
I have a bomb.

Wana spoon? (on a bus from a stranger)
 
P

Pirogeth

Guest
#12
"Excuse me, where is the super slippery soap. My buddies have been asking for it."
 
D

Drew

Guest
#13
*does this look infected to you?"
 

Vay

The Empress
BENEFACTOR
Genders You Prefer Playing
Male, Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Mostly active but I don't mind taking a back seat.
Favorite Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
Genre You DON'T Like
See above.
#14
I'm realy sorry for what I have to do.
 
D

Drew

Guest
#15
You had all your shots right?
 

Diana

Owlmageddon comes. Ò◇Ó
BENEFACTOR
Roleplay Invitations
Not Taking RP Invites at this Time
My Usual Online Time
5PM - 5AM Daily
#16
"Do you think I made my balls too big?"
 
Genders You Prefer Playing
Male
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Moderate to aggressive.
Favorite Genres
Fantasy, Horror and Sci-fi. I'll try basically anything though. I also love strange and unusual RP genre concepts. Different is good!
Genre You DON'T Like
I'll try just about anything. I'm not overly into RPs where the prime focus is romance. I'm not too hyped on fan based anime rp either.
#17
Is this cheese?
 

Vay

The Empress
BENEFACTOR
Genders You Prefer Playing
Male, Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Mostly active but I don't mind taking a back seat.
Favorite Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
Genre You DON'T Like
See above.
#18
How high is your pain tolerance?
 
Genders You Prefer Playing
Male
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Moderate to aggressive.
Favorite Genres
Fantasy, Horror and Sci-fi. I'll try basically anything though. I also love strange and unusual RP genre concepts. Different is good!
Genre You DON'T Like
I'll try just about anything. I'm not overly into RPs where the prime focus is romance. I'm not too hyped on fan based anime rp either.
#19
I don't know what it is, but its red and it itches like hell.
 

King Weavel

The Burger King
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
I am in the middle between passive and aggressive. But I prefer to plan things out with my fellow RPers so I don't mess them up. Although I do keep plot twists under wraps. I believe planning things out helps make for better posts so I do it often.
Favorite Genres
Fantasy, sci-fi, post apocalyptic, parody.
Genre You DON'T Like
No SMUT EVER. Not big on modern RPs, not a fan of Mass RPs due to past experiences. I may make exceptions though if an RP is particularly interesting. I will NEVER get involved with anything like yaoi or furry FYI, those I do not make exceptions with. Also not too keen on perverse RPs.
#20
"You got muscular lips...."