Things you don't want the person sitting next to you to say.

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Isabella Hime, Nov 3, 2009.

  1. This one is easy..



    Sample of things you don't want to hear the person next to you say:


    "Whoa that came out a little on the creamy side"

    Or:


    "I think i might have lice"


    Let the lulz begin!
     
  2. "Sorry I know you don't know me but I need someone to talk to. You see I've just been diagnosed with a highly contagious........."
     
  3. "Holy shit! I didn't know that could come out of my nose!"
     
  4. A Ninja clan from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle series. Been building em up in Gotham to New York City in a scheme meant to wipe out all the street-level heroes and pave the way for Underworld control.
     
  5. "smell this wont ya, its still okay to drink right?"
     
  6. "Man! Taste this! It tastes just like- well, you'll know when you taste it!"
     
  7. "I like the cut of your jib."

    Perhaps followed by a rapeface
     
  8. YOU GOT A PURDY MOUTH

    Or the variant

    YOU GOT YOURSELF A PURDY LAUGH.(HILARIOUS INJOKE TIEMZ, NONE OF YOU ARE INVITED)
     
  9. "Looks like I got the good parachute."
     
  10. "does this look like an elephant to you?"
     
  11. I have a bomb.

    Wana spoon? (on a bus from a stranger)
     
  12. "Excuse me, where is the super slippery soap. My buddies have been asking for it."
     
  13. *does this look infected to you?"
     
  14. I'm realy sorry for what I have to do.
     
  15. You had all your shots right?
     
  16. "Do you think I made my balls too big?"
     
  17. Is this cheese?
     
  18. How high is your pain tolerance?
     
  19. I don't know what it is, but its red and it itches like hell.
     
  20. "You got muscular lips...."