Nah, no worries, microwaves are always handy. Sorry guys, I'll try to move my slow typing self to get something within an hour.
As for William's question (Sorry I missed that) language will be allowed as I believe it will not be abused, however I would like to keep smut and hard sexual themes out of it. As we go I will add tags for content warnings, so it shouldn't be too much of an issue.
And PostingOwl, yes there will be a separate thread! I'll link it here when I am finished.