The Purity Test (NSFW kinda)

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Drakel said:
And here I thought that people would consider that a GOOD thing.
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youre only at 35


by this scientific sexual deviant taxonomy code i just made, you barely qualify for a manwhore

i think this requires more goat
 
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Cpt Toellner said:
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Been a busy four months.
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Yep. C:
 
ck.First off... I'm old so my list is going to have more boxes checked.

Second, I have always been fascinated with women; their bodies, their minds, what makes them squeak, what makes them cry, etc.

Married.

I have:
  • lived in five states.
  • lived in every economic demographic.
  • worked in multiple industries.
  • been a part of the music/band scene for over a decade.

Getting an 8 on this weird-o test doesn't mean I'm Satan. It does mean that I have lived life and that my son and future children won't be able to get away with jack.

@The Butterfly BTW, Pete... nee-ner nee-ner neeeee-nerrrr! I beat you.
 
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WarriorHeart said:
ck.First off... I'm old so my list is going to have more boxes checked.

Second, I have always been fascinated with women; their bodies, their minds, what makes them squeak, what makes them cry, etc.

Married.

I have:
  • lived in five states.
  • lived in every economic demographic.
  • worked in multiple industries.
  • been a part of the music/band scene for over a decade.

Getting an 8 on this weird-o test doesn't mean I'm Satan. It does mean that I have lived life and that my son and future children won't be able to get away with jack.

@The Butterfly BTW, Pete... nee-ner nee-ner neeeee-nerrrr! I beat you.
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sooooo....


about that goat


;)
 
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Razilin said:
sooooo....


about that goat


;)
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Stop trying to instigate a threesome with your wife. I already got threesomes and such ticked off. I'm not looking to add bestiality, and I don't think anyone else is either.
 
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WarriorHeart said:
ck.First off... I'm old so my list is going to have more boxes checked.

Second, I have always been fascinated with women; their bodies, their minds, what makes them squeak, what makes them cry, etc.

Married.

I have:
  • lived in five states.
  • lived in every economic demographic.
  • worked in multiple industries.
  • been a part of the music/band scene for over a decade.

Getting an 8 on this weird-o test doesn't mean I'm Satan. It does mean that I have lived life and that my son and future children won't be able to get away with jack.

@The Butterfly BTW, Pete... nee-ner nee-ner neeeee-nerrrr! I beat you.
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I take that to mean you kissed your sister. :p
 
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I love this thread, every time one exchange stops, another starts. This is so amusing.
 
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Hydronine said:
Stop trying to instigate a threesome with your wife. I already got threesomes and such ticked off. I'm not looking to add bestiality, and I don't think anyone else is either.
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do go on about your threesomes
 
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Razilin said:
do go on about your threesomes
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Dude, get me on skype or PM after a few drinks and I'll tell you about the damned cult I was in. I've been in a lot of interesting situations as per... sex... weirdly enough. Actually not weird at all.
 
I got a 49, but mainly because spending over two years in long distance relationships reduces your ability to participate in most of the sexual stuff in a physical sense.

But considering we're in a community of roleplayers, if I include those things I've "done"/acted out in every sense but physically touching, I get a 37.

Personally I take my score as the former, because I haven't physically done the things that drop my score and the test is about those things. LDRs suck sometimes :(
 
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I...I took the test guys!
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I got a twelve.....@_@
 
Whelp, I've got a 96. I'm young yet, but I'm not too bothered by it anyhow.

But @Razilin to expand your vocabulary, I looked up old words for guys... There are a lot more concerning bad personality traits or metrosexuality(or dandies) than sleeping around.

bedswerver (gender neutral)
carpet-knight
smellsmock (for priests)
 
I got 77.
 
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