The Purity Test (NSFW kinda)

[Hope]

Your score:
19
The Rice Thresher Purity Test is sponsored by:

 

[fatalrendezvous]

Up to and including Hope's report (and only using scores posted in this thread):

30 scores reported
Min: 8
Max: 97
Mean: 47.2
Median: 44.5
St. Deviation: 29.6

 

[Drifter]

47

So, I'm average?

Pfft.

 

[unanun]

57

 

[Tegan]

12

I ain't ashamed for livin' life, man.

 

[Peter Feels]

12

Respect.

 

[Asmodeus]

24.

I'm twice as pure as my wife.





And half as happy. T___T

 

[Tegan]

You made an honest woman of me, babe.

*Can't say that with a straight face*

 

[Razilin]

24.

I'm twice as pure as my wife.





And half as happy. T___T

that's TWICE as pure???

no wonder you're half as happy

christ, the things she must make you do....

 

[Razilin]

Your score:
19
The Rice Thresher Purity Test is sponsored by:

please.

go into more detail.

sexy detail.

 

[Falcon]

I also beat @redblood 's pure score

95

I'm apparently the purest of the Adults
I'm not sure If I'm proud of that, or feel a little sad

 

[Lea]

I actually thought I was going to get an "8" for some reason but 92's good I suppose. I guess if you guys and gals have impurity levels that low then you must be real party animals huh?

 

[Tegan]

I also beat @redblood 's pure score

95

I'm apparently the purest of the Adults
I'm not sure If I'm proud of that, or feel a little sad

You should feel bad.

Because this is all tame as shit. And even I weren't King Slut before I even met Asmo, I still would have scored low simply because I am 27, married, and not a member of an extremist religion.

 

[Razilin]

I scored 17.

Some of the things I did NOT check:

• Anything related to sending/receiving sexually explicit photo or video
• Anything related to a conviction/arrest
• Anything related to an STI
• That one question that literally just had a question mark on it

wait.....
....so you checked incest and bestiality?

 

[fatalrendezvous]

Some of the things, Razilin. The list was not exhaustive.

 

[Hope]

please.

go into more detail.

sexy detail.

Hey now. Just because I scored a 19 doesn't mean I'm not a lady. Nobody needs to know how I got to 19.

 

[Razilin]

Some of the things, Razilin. The list was not exhaustive.

i notice you are dodging the question, harlot!

XD

Hey now. Just because I scored a 19 doesn't mean I'm not a lady. Nobody needs to know how I got to 19.

a lady can still have wild nights that require retelling over a fire, marshmallows, melted chocolate, and other gooey things.

that dont necessarily come from a bag.

 

[fatalrendezvous]

Hey now. Just because I scored a 19 doesn't mean I'm not a lady. Nobody needs to know how I got to 19.

So you mean to tell me you've never held hands?

 

[Goldmarble]

Some of the things, Razilin. The list was not exhaustive.

Yet you do not deny, nor confirm...
Tricksy.

51.

Never committed a crime more devious than...jaywalking or trespassing.
Never done any drugs beyond alcohol.
Only ever had 2 sexual partners.

 

[Razilin]

hey!


i have a fairly comprehensive list of derogatory female related words

whore
harlot
tramp
lady of the evening
streetwalker
lady of the night
quickwife
salt wife...from game of thrones
man eater


others that are FAR more offensive....



....now the question is...what about male ones?

i got....

manwhore
gigolo
kavorka man
pornomancer
lecher
....and thats it

i need maor vocabulary to properly describe you deviants