A name change would do for that :P
Though, even if you find someone to be senpai together with, it wouldn't make much sense.
Because together you would be.... Senior?
Also, I ship @Jack Shade and @CoffeeCake since both are legendary creatures from the olden ages.
I feel at once like I've been complemented and trolled. I don't know what to click.
That wouldn't be any good anyway. Jack has laser-guided amnesia* towards me. :P
*(Okay, more like Darkseid with a lazy eye that causes one eye to shoot laser beams while the other still shoots Omega Beams, but...)