The Iwaku Mansion

That's my Grandma doing that.

So, have we found a way to remove the boards from the front door?
 
The old man is helping us and is on it.

Wait, where did the old man come from?
 
That's the wizard. He was in the basement.

So, anyone seen my dog?
 
I think he ran off to the Pet Cemetery.

Anyone know why Stephen King is on the couch?
 
He's not. That's a illusion.

So, which way to the pet cemetary?
 
Just in the backyard. Not hard to see.

Wait did you see that ghost in the kitchen?
 
That's no ghost. That's my pale Grandma.

So anyone got any bandaids?
 
Just put an icepack on it. You'll be fine.

Anyone know anything about the vintage medical supplies in the basement?
 
Oh those are mine. It's a bit of a side hobby.

Who started the game of hide and seek with the stuffed rabbit in the garage?
 
I think it was the dog.

Who owns the dog anyway?
 
I took him in. He was a malnourished stray that I couldn't just abandon.

Anyone know anything about the door that always feels cold even though there's a heatwave?
 
That's the door to Antartica.

Has anyone seen my pet Penguin?
 
I think he came back from Canada.

Anyone know why there is a room full of toasters?
 
That's Stephenplays room. He has a very intimate relationship with his toasters.

Wait, why did no one tell me a YouTube was living here?
 
I don't know, I think he came from the secret passage in the basement.

Why do we have a secret passage in the basement again?
 
So we can escape... I mean, I don't know.

How did we get here anyway?
 
I think it was something to do with an ancient book.

Anyone know anything about the woman in white?
 
You got to be more specific, there's two woman in white. I know something about both of them.

So which woman in white are you talking about?
 
The one that usually ends up wailing and crying at 3 AM, even though people are trying to sleep?

Anyone know why there's a saloon in the basement?
 
Because it didn't fit in the attic, silly.

So, what's your favorite fairytale?
 
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