The Church of Gwazi

[Gwazi Magnum]

Here, have little timmy glued to your crotch so he can pleasure you. ^^

 

[redblood]

This is an Internet Church though... You can be wherever you want. :P

... IT'S A CHURCH, A HOUSE FOR WORSHIP! I refuse to worship ]:

 

[Darog]

Lolyou'renotevenremotelycoolenoughtobeAlexanderAndersson.

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

... IT'S A CHURCH, A HOUSE FOR WORSHIP! I refuse to worship ]:

Not even for the great old ones?

 

[redblood]

Not even for the great old ones?

Not even for the great old ones

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

Lolyou'renotevenremotelycoolenoughtobeAlexanderAndersson.

I'm even better than Alexander. :3

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

Not even for the great old ones

You haven't lost enough sanity yet it seems.

 

[Lawkheart]

Oh that's good then :D Don't forget the tentacles ^^

HAI! *cute anime girl face*

The only deities with tentacles are great old ones.

I'm not an old one, I am the Holy Mother ^_^ and @redblood is the Holy Sensei

 

[redblood]

You haven't lost enough sanity yet it seems.

I have lost enough, but not even insanity will make me worship shit that ain't me :D

 

[redblood]

HAI! *cute anime girl face*

I'm not an old one, I am the Holy Mother ^_^ and @redblood is the Holy Sensei

I'm a holy sensei? ... Maybe I should join after all

 

[Darog]

I'm even better than Alexander. :3

Not really.

For this to work you'd have to be Alexander, and I'd have to Alucard.

But the fact we are both not remotely cool enough to be either gets in the way.

 

[Dervish]

Sigh.

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

I have lost enough, but not even insanity will make me worship shit that ain't me :D

But if you're a tentacle God you might as well be an old one. :P

 

[Lawkheart]

I'm a holy sensei? ... Maybe I should join after all

Of course you are ^_^ Sensei

 

[redblood]

But if you're a tentacle God you might as well be an old one. :P

I'm not a tentacle God o.O I just said that the holy mother can't forget the tentacles D: It's important to bring in the tentacles!

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

Not really.

For this to work you'd have to be Alexander, and I'd have to Alucard.

But the fact we are both not remotely cool enough to be either gets in the way.

You would be cool enough if you allowed yourself to join our Church.

 

[Lawkheart]

But if you're a tentacle God you might as well be an old one. :P

Stop harassing the Holy Sensei

I'm not a tentacle God o.O I just said that the holy mother can't forget the tentacles D: It's important to bring in the tentacles!

You are the Holy Sensei

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

I'm not a tentacle God o.O I just said that the holy mother can't forget the tentacles D: It's important to bring in the tentacles!

But what better way than to have the tentacles yourself?

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

Stop harassing the Holy Sensei

We're just having an enlightened conversation of faith, nothing more.

 

[redblood]

Stop harassing the Holy Sensei

You are the Holy Sensei

This is true^

But what better way than to have the tentacles yourself?

Well, I don't have any tentacles, no matter how much I wish I had them :( THERE ARE DREAMS THAT CANNOT BE!