The Church of Gwazi

[Gwazi Magnum]

Blessed be the one who ascends to the heavens.
Blessed be the one who returns to the net, and guides the lost ones forward.

For the day when the chosen one returns to the mortal realm will be a joyous day.
A joyous day for all those who are worthy of such enlightenment.​

 

[Saito Hajime]

Welp, guess I just met my Iwaku insanity quota for the day.

 

[ᴛᴏᴄᴋᴀ]

Shit....looks like my new crazy pill hasn't kicked in yet. I wonder if I can double up on it. o.O

 

[redblood]

Oh my... Don't join Gwazi's suicide cult guys D:

 

[Darog]

Oh here we go....

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

You people need to be more enlightened when speaking with the true Prophet.

 

[Hatsune Candy]

Welp. I'm speechless.

 

[ᴛᴏᴄᴋᴀ]

I'd rather be charizarded and 7/11ed at the same time than be enlightened.....

 

[Lawkheart]

.... I'm not surprised.

*Is disappointed in Gwazi for not surprising her*

 

[redblood]

Just back away slowly aaaand RUUUUUN

 

[Lawkheart]

Just back away slowly aaaand RUUUUUN

Run from what Sensei? I'm not surprised, I'll just walk away calmly.

 

[Mr.Scales ⚖]

Oh God so this is Gwazi's cult, yeah from most movies i have watched and all my research, Cults are a no no...






















But do they have cookies?

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

OBut do they have cookies?

The Church of Gwazi provides for those who believe.

 

[Saito Hajime]

Is this a war between Gwazi's Hug cult and Lawkheart's Rainbow cult?

 

[Hatsune Candy]

But do they have cookies?

No, but they have hugs apparently.

 

[Darog]

Is this a war between Gwazi's Hug cult and Lawkheart's Rainbow cult?

No.

it's Gwazi being a dumb shit.

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

Is this a war between Gwazi's Hug cult and Lawkheart's Rainbow cult?

No, the facehuggers and rainbows are allies fighting for Iwaku's greater good.

 

[redblood]

Oh God so this is Gwazi's cult, yeah from most movies i have watched and all my research, Cults are a no no...






















But do they have cookies?

Don't follow the cookies! They're fake! The cookies are with us on the dark (non cult) side.

 

[Mr.Scales ⚖]

hmm this is very difficult...

 

[Hatsune Candy]

Is this a war between Gwazi's Hug cult and Lawkheart's Rainbow cult?

YES. PICK YOUR SIDE OR FACE EXECUTION.