I managed to overlook 4 posts...
*quietly slips his shoes on and buttons his coat*
*proceeds downstairs*
*dons his hat and picks up his umbrella*
*proceeds to the main street and hails a taxi*
*drives downtown while talking with the cabbie about his next novel*
*arrives in the financial district*
*proceeds on foot to the Bank of America*
*greets Linda, the friendly customer services rep and inquires about her grandmother, who is feeling ill of late*
*follows Linda to the secure area and takes from her a key*
*proceeds alone to the safe deposit box*
*glances up at the security cameras*
*opens the box and removes a bottle of 1856 Scottish Whiskey*
*drinks a mouthful of the sweet nectar as a tear rolls down his cheek*
*returns the bottle to the safe deposit box*
*removes the second item*
*puts the cool, silver barrel of the pistol into his mouth*
*closes his eyes*
*pulls the trigger and ignites the novelty lighter, which sets fire to his whiskey-soaked insides*
*runs around in agony while Linda looks on, screaming and sobbing*
*smashes through the bank window and runs, flaming, into the street*
*is taken down by security guards and tazered to unconsciousness*
*spends the next 6 months in jail for arson and disturbance of the peace*
*forges a lasting friendship with an old black man who is there for life*
*gets released and returns home*
*re-orders his internet package*
*makes a post*
