Okay, so I'm out of town right now (have been since Wednesday) and I thought this hotel just had crummy internet, but apparently I just get a horrible signal in my room. So I'll try to hang out in the lobby for a while and get a post done later today; still have to catch up.
Use a katana. Also unless you all want to wait until Saturday for me to post just continue and make him say rich boy/ flamboyant things and over the top stuff.