Rise of the Runelords: Chapter 1

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An-Nur will always have Orik.

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Chapter 1 will finish this Friday. There is no other option.

I don't care how much Walmart interferes, how cross-eyed Zen gets, how many times Phoenix loses connection, how often Aarkom suggests something stupid instead of applying legitimate problem solving, how long Rodeh takes to realize it's his turn, or how long Grumpy takes between rolling hit and damage dice (yes I know you won't be there, but fuck you for slowing down combat), this chapter WILL end.

I have now run 10 consecutive sessions on the same map and I am ready to coup de grace myself.
 
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QUICK, EVERYONE DRAG THE SESSION OUT AS LONG AS POSSIBLE.

IF WE'RE LUCKY WE MIGHT GET ANOTHER TWO OR SO GAMES OUT OF THISTLETOP.
 
I'll stall everyone with needless exposition and overly complex tactics.
 
Shut up! I'm not crying! You're Crying! you can't prove anything!


*Cries*
 
QUICK EVERYONE. DELETE YOUR MACROS.
 


The event I was supposed to be at on Friday night has been cancelled, so you unfortunate motherfuckers will have to put up with my company after all.
 
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Fix your fucking character sheet!
 
I DON'T KNOW HOW. THAT SHEET IS MORE CONFUSING THAN FUCKING GURPS.
 
So you managed to enter everything up to Level 3, but after that you went retarded?

Someone hold Grumpy's dick for him, please.
 
I am only proficient with two-handed weapons.
 
Grumps, if you wanna log in half an hour earlier tomorrow, I will show you how to set your macros.
 
Great idea. Grumpy will be there.
 
LOOT

442gp
34 badly flawed malachites (1gp each)
Medium chain shirt
Medium masterwork scimitar
Masterwork manacles
Golden holy symbol of Sarenrae (100gp)
Jade necklace (60gp)
Fine blue silk gown with silver trim (150gp)
Book of Lamashtu rituals - Taken by Serenus
Transmuted Harpy skull - Taken by Serenus




The final decision to make for this chapter is how much downtime we're taking before Chapter 2.

Without restoration spells, you'll need at least 2 weeks to recover from your Strength damage.

For every full month you take, I will award you one Skill rank in a Knowledge of your choice.

3 months maximum.
 
I'm down with taking the full amount of downtime.

*Makes a lot of shivs*
 
Yeah, may as well take the three months. Earn more gold, character develop stuffs, network, etc.
 
Also, I am unclear, did Orik make off with his stuff or no?
 
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