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Khan of the Mardu
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"Clothes? And get Body Odour stuck in the fabric! That's just silly talk!" Terry dismissed.
"Ha! Timber's just the alternate spice you switched to after Swagger. Bear Glove has always been unBEARable to Odour!".
Terry Crews bragged, amused by Mustafa's foolish attempts to push for Timber.
"Prepare your match of Basketball! My Bear Glove will defeat you with his infinitely stronger Power! And once again I shall bathe in remix's!".
Though, Terry's big ego seemed to be replaced with concern after that.
"Wait! Did you just say you didn't do this? But I didn't do this!? Oh did do... Oh no! They're replacing us with another Old Spice guy, aren't they?".
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"Replace us? With who? Some lowlife advertising a product much less desirable than Timber and Swagger and perhaps even your Bearglove?"
Oh shit, now Mustafa was worried. The eternal gentleman loved his profession, always had, always would. To take it away... To even threaten to do so... It would drive him to propose the impossible...
"Mister Crews, a moment! Until we uncover the source of our teleportation and end the threat to our beloved professions, I propose that we work together as equals! In this dark moment, even Timber and Bearglove must work together to fight off the foul odor that is a new low-quality scent!"
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