Murder Tale VI: Space Jam [Non-Canon]

[Archmage Jeremiah]

Shen didn't flinch, simply walking away. For, you see, as he stepped out of the court... would you look at that.

He was one of the most powerful Sith in history again.

Both her and her pet "Tubsy" would find themselves hanging in the air, an invisible force choking them as they were pulled to him, his eyes glowing red. "I assure you, rat, that there is nothing soft about a Sith." Literally concentrating his hate, her skin would begin to burn just under his gaze. Naturally, he stopped before causing serious injury, simply dropping both of them. "I could kill you now, but I won't. I want to make the rest of this game miserable for you, you see. Then, at the end of it all, I will kill you. Slowly and painfully. Of course, should you make yourself scarce- perhaps less annoying- I'll be gracious."

Something about his tone said he wasn't bluffing. While she was right that Shen wasn't an inherently bad person, he was still a Sith, and one who cared very little about those that opposed him.

Other powers were back, of course. He had precognition again. Anything the two tried, he'd see coming a mile away.

"Am I clear, vermin?"

@Archmage Jeremiah
@Bomb​

The sith's extreme edge didn't seem to instill much fear in the hapless pony. It more or less looked like it was amusing her. Challenging her. As she fell to the ground, she dusted herself off casually, strolling deliberately up before Shen with a warm smile.

"I'm...um, sorry, about what I said to Elsa. I snapped, and said some things I shouldn't have," Fluttershy started with an apology, sounding incredibly sincere about it, "Sorry for teasing you, too. B-But, I can still feel that there's a very nice person inside you."

"It just takes a little bit of effort to make that person shine."

*Squee*

@BarrenThin @Bomb​

 

[BarrenThin]

The sith's extreme edge didn't seem to instill much fear in the hapless pony. It more or less looked like it was amusing her. Challenging her. As she fell to the ground, she dusted herself off casually, strolling deliberately up before Shen with a warm smile.

"I'm...um, sorry, about what I said to Elsa. I snapped, and said some things I shouldn't have," Fluttershy started with an apology, sounding incredibly sincere about it, "Sorry for teasing you, too. B-But, I can still feel that there's a very nice person inside you."

"It just takes a little bit of effort to make that person shine."

*Squee*

@BarrenThin @Bomb​

His angry glower turned into a confused cringe. Well... she wasn't wrong. He couldn't let that shine through, though. "If it helps you sleep at night. I am Sith, and my will is resolute. I will never be turned."

@Archmage Jeremiah​

 

[Archmage Jeremiah]

His angry glower turned into a confused cringe. Well... she wasn't wrong. He couldn't let that shine through, though. "If it helps you sleep at night. I am Sith, and my will is resolute. I will never be turned."

@Archmage Jeremiah​

"Um...turned...into what? A better person? How is that a bad thing?"

Fluttershy looked genuinely confused by the statement. This Shen guy was starting to give her an intense case of déjà vu.

@BarrenThin @Bomb​

 

[BarrenThin]

"Um...turned...into what? A better person? How is that a bad thing?"

Fluttershy looked genuinely confused by the statement. This Shen guy was starting to give her an intense case of déjà vu.

@BarrenThin @Bomb​

He crossed is arms. "A weakling, like you. Limited by morals."

@Archmage Jeremiah​

 

[Archmage Jeremiah]

He crossed is arms. "A weakling, like you. Limited by morals."

@Archmage Jeremiah​

"I...still don't understand what you mean. My friends only make me stronger. They don't make me weaker." she responded with a genuine inability to see from the sith perspective, "Maybe if you showed a bit more kindness, you could have friends that make you stronger, too."

@BarrenThin @Bomb​

 

[BarrenThin]

"I...still don't understand what you mean. My friends only make me stronger. They don't make me weaker." she responded with a genuine inability to see from the sith perspective, "Maybe if you showed a bit more kindness, you could have friends that make you stronger, too."

@BarrenThin @Bomb​

He neglected mentioning his wife and children. "I do have friends. Friends that think like me. I am stronger for it. Stronger than any pseudo-pacifist."

@Archmage Jeremiah​

 

[Archmage Jeremiah]

He neglected mentioning his wife and children. "I do have friends. Friends that think like me. I am stronger for it. Stronger than any pseudo-pacifist."

@Archmage Jeremiah​

"O-Oh, well, that's good at least! Then, just, show some more respect to us softer folk, okay? You might even make some more friends!" she implored him with a bright smile. And as if the two were communicating telepathically, her pet bear turned much more docile on command, sitting and lowering its head submissively once its master had calmed down. "I promise Mrs. Tubsy won't lay a claw on you, too. She can get really defensive sometimes."

@BarrenThin @Bomb​

 

[BarrenThin]

"O-Oh, well, that's good at least! Then, just, show some more respect to us softer folk, okay? You might even make some more friends!" she implored him with a bright smile. And as if the two were communicating telepathically, her pet bear turned much more docile on command, sitting and lowering its head submissively once its master had calmed down. "I promise Mrs. Tubsy won't lay a claw on you, too. She can get really defensive sometimes."

@BarrenThin @Bomb​

"I will give you respect when you earn it," He said bluntly. That was true, rather than being some put-on persona he used to stay alive in an order far more evil than he truly was.

@Archmage Jeremiah
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[York]

"I think we might need to cancel this..." Steve Harvey murmured.

"Anyway, so... looking at the scores if I remember correctly, the winner is Team 1!"

...

"Wait, no! I made a mistake! The winner's Team 2!"

That joke's not in bad taste, is it?

"Were you even keeping track of the score?"

...

"I thought you were."

"You think I can keep up with this kind of game?"

"So who's the winner?!"

"I dunno."

...

"So does no one win?"

"I guess so."

"Well, it wasn't like there was gonna be any prizes or anything for the winners. Except the satisfaction of having nice, clean fun!"

"I don't think that was..."

"ALRIGHT! Everyone enjoy your break! Anyone serving drinks?"

@Everyone​

Tomoyo Sakagami
@Verite @Pretty much anybody

Tomoyo had taken a fast trip to the buffet table, returning with a bottle of uh... Juice? Gatorade? It was unclear as it had no clear label on it, but, whatever it was seemed to be some brand of energy drink, and hoo boy, she downed it rather quickly, clearly the game from before had considerably dehydrated her to say the least.

She seemed to stop for a moment when Bill Murray asked about the drinks "There's a bunch in the buffet area." she said, pointing some way down the hall casually... After she spoke, she took another sip of her drink before leaning against the wall, letting out a small sigh, looks like these matches were burning her out just a little.

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[Crow]

"Eruna! That was a nice game," Mirei walks up to Eruna on the Court after the round had ended. "So... ummm... wanna head to the buffet area?"

@Kaykay​

 

[Jeremi]

"I think we might need to cancel this..." Steve Harvey murmured.

"Anyway, so... looking at the scores if I remember correctly, the winner is Team 1!"

...

"Wait, no! I made a mistake! The winner's Team 2!"

That joke's not in bad taste, is it?

"Were you even keeping track of the score?"

...

"I thought you were."

"You think I can keep up with this kind of game?"

"So who's the winner?!"

"I dunno."

...

"So does no one win?"

"I guess so."

"Well, it wasn't like there was gonna be any prizes or anything for the winners. Except the satisfaction of having nice, clean fun!"

"I don't think that was..."

"ALRIGHT! Everyone enjoy your break! Anyone serving drinks?"

@Everyone​

Well if the points didn't matter Baron was going to continue what he was doing. Doing fuck all and trying to score with one of the hot chicks. "Mathilda you hearin' this bs? The points don't matter? Shiiiiiieeeeeet sounds like we're back in kindergarten or some shit."

Mathilda didn't care one way or another, not like she was allowed on court or anything.

"Now where's that girl who looked like she was filmin' a porn shoot when she was eatin' lunch?"

 

[DapperDogman]

"I will give you respect when you earn it," He said bluntly. That was true, rather than being some put-on persona he used to stay alive in an order far more evil than he truly was.

@Archmage Jeremiah
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Appearing without warning, Wild Dog would offer the horned male a sneer "I think if anyone wants to keep their threats idle, it'd be you" a hand rested on his gun, but not in a way that would suggest he planned on using it, no, it was closer to the flashbang on his belt, truth be told

"Now, make yourself useful, and hand these drinks out to your team, tough guy" he would drag out a cooler filled with chilled bottles of soda, and a few other assorted alcoholic beverages "Token of goodwill, I don't have a problem with your team off the court, this is sports, after all"

@BarrenThin @Archmage Jeremiah @Hospes @Saint Guillotine​

 

[Kaykay]

"Eruna! That was a nice game," Mirei walks up to Eruna on the Court after the round had ended. "So... ummm... wanna head to the buffet area?"

@Kaykay​

"Hey, Mirei! That was fun, wasn't it? Sure, let's head over there! I'm starving after all of that!"

It wasn't like there was anything more important to be doing anyway, so might as well get some grub, right?

@Crow​

 

[Crow]

With that, Mirei and Eruna head to the buffet area to grab more than just a bite.

"I guess I should tell you more about myself. My name is Hayasaka Mirei, and I'm from the idol unit Individuals. Although recently, I've been acting independently from my unit members more recently... while I do see my unit members most of the time, sometimes I just feel that... we're just not as knit as before. Ah- ah... nevermind. Let's just enjoy."

Mirei lets out a smile.

@Kaykay​

 

[BarrenThin]

Appearing without warning, Wild Dog would offer the horned male a sneer "I think if anyone wants to keep their threats idle, it'd be you" a hand rested on his gun, but not in a way that would suggest he planned on using it, no, it was closer to the flashbang on his belt, truth be told

"Now, make yourself useful, and hand these drinks out to your team, tough guy" he would drag out a cooler filled with chilled bottles of soda, and a few other assorted alcoholic beverages "Token of goodwill, I don't have a problem with your team off the court, this is sports, after all"

@BarrenThin @Archmage Jeremiah @Hospes @Saint Guillotine​

The corners of his mouth twitched as he resisted the urge to laugh in Wild Dog's face. The boy talked a big game, considering Shen could just break his neck before he could even move to grasp his gun, thanks to his precognition. He wouldn't get hit even if Wild Dog drew his gun. That was the disadvantage of projectiles. Shen could just hold up his hand and they'd all stop. Not like a flashbang would do much good, either."As long you do not threaten my team as this one did, I have no quarrel with you. But, no, my threats are never idle."

@Archmage Jeremiah
@DapperDogman​

 

[DapperDogman]

The cooler would meet the front of Shen's boots, pushed over a thick white line on the floor
Good luck breaking his neck, he's on the court, no force for you

"I never threatened your team, but you threatened mine. Now, fuck off"
Wild Dog wanted to like this man, but his attitude needed an adjustment

"Now, you...pony thing" he murmurs, gesturing to Fluttershy "Move along, you've annoyed the poor man enough, I'm sure he wouldn't have threatened you otherwise, go find some grass to graze on, or whatever it is you eat"

@BarrenThin @Archmage Jeremiah​

 

[BarrenThin]

The cooler would meet the front of Shen's boots, pushed over a thick white line on the floor
Good luck breaking his neck, he's on the court, no force for you

"I never threatened your team, but you threatened mine. Now, fuck off"
Wild Dog wanted to like this man, but his attitude needed an adjustment

"Now, you...pony thing" he murmurs, gesturing to Fluttershy "Move along, you've annoyed the poor man enough, I'm sure he wouldn't have threatened you otherwise, go find some grass to graze on, or whatever it is you eat"

@BarrenThin @Archmage Jeremiah​

Wild Dog was, but Shen was not. No attacks made would have effect for the same reason as above. They seemed to be at an impasse.

"This one threatened to neuter one of my allies. If you can defend your team, I can defend mine. Now you fuck off."

@DapperDogman​

 

[DapperDogman]

Wild Dog was, but Shen was not. No attacks made would have effect for the same reason as above. They seemed to be at an impasse.

"This one threatened to neuter one of my allies. If you can defend your team, I can defend mine. Now you fuck off."

@DapperDogman​

The male chuckled beneath his mask, shaking his head "Oh, so that's what this is about, two brightly coloured animals have a dispute, and you feel it's acceptable to threaten to behead one? I don't think ponies are capable of neutering anyone, now-" his hand latched onto his gun and he cocked the slide back, aiming it out toward Shen's crotch, the barrel hovering dangerously close to the line on the floor "I can do neutering just fine, as I mentioned earlier" he points a thumb over his shoulder "Now, the big guy's far from respectable, but he's asked the princess and I to hand out these drinks, if you could do that for me, I'd be willing to overlook all the dumb shit you've said to my friend and I would hope these drinks would make amends for anything stupid she said​

"I'll let bygones be bygones this time, and trust me, that's a big deal for me, I usually just kill whoever's causing a problem" He dropped the mag into his spare hand, cocking the slide back and catching the round it dispensed, before slipping it back into the magazine "What do you say to that?"

He looks over toward Elsa "That okay with you, too? Red?"

"We'll forget this whole thing happened, and just have a drink during half time, because honestly, I don't think anyone wants to be here, the least we can do is be civil off the court"
"If that's too much to ask, then I suppose we had better settle this like men, no?"

The cracking of knuckles was accompanied by the buzzing of the male's gloves, as he gave the warrior his options, either agree to settle this in a friendly manner, or get his ass kicked by the new third wielder of Old Spice

@BarrenThin @Archmage Jeremiah @Bomb​

 

[BarrenThin]

The male chuckled beneath his mask, shaking his head "Oh, so that's what this is about, two brightly coloured animals have a dispute, and you feel it's acceptable to threaten to behead one? I don't think ponies are capable of neutering anyone, now-" his hand latched onto his gun and he cocked the slide back, aiming it out toward Shen's crotch, the barrel hovering dangerously close to the line on the floor "I can do neutering just fine, as I mentioned earlier" he points a thumb over his shoulder "Now, the big guy's far from respectable, but he's asked the princess and I to hand out these drinks, if you could do that for me, I'd be willing to overlook all the dumb shit you've said to my friend and I would hope these drinks would make amends for anything stupid she said​

"I'll let bygones be bygones this time, and trust me, that's a big deal for me, I usually just kill whoever's causing a problem" He dropped the mag into his spare hand, cocking the slide back and catching the round it dispensed, before slipping it back into the magazine "What do you say to that?"

He looks over toward Elsa "That okay with you, too? Red?"

"We'll forget this whole thing happened, and just have a drink during half time, because honestly, I don't think anyone wants to be here, the least we can do is be civil off the court"
"If that's too much to ask, then I suppose we had better settle this like men, no?"

The cracking of knuckles was accompanied by the buzzing of the male's gloves, as he gave the warrior his options, either agree to settle this in a friendly manner, or get his ass kicked by the new third wielder of Old Spice

@BarrenThin @Archmage Jeremiah @Bomb​

Now he did laugh, though his hand came up to be ready to stop any bullets. Old Spice or not, Wild Dog was downright stupid in his book. "... You think far too highly of yourself. No. I'm not wIlling to let bygones be bygones. I have every intention of defending my team to my last breath. Perhaps the rat couldn't carry her threat out, no, but her bear might could. Now, I already said I'd let the worm go. Happy, dog? And, no, I'm not serving anyone drinks."

@DapperDogman
@Archmage Jeremiah​

 

[Takumi]

Blue heard the argument from where she was and sighed.

"Guys, why not just drop it and move on? No one is acting out on any threats at the moment so just calm down and walk away. I'm sure the last thing we want is the chaos that happened after everyone got here in the first place or anything close to it." She said, the wolf dog behind the illusion's ears were pinned back as she looked at both Shen and Wild Dog.

She could understand defending someone else though.

@BarrenThin @Archmage Jeremiah @DapperDogman