HIDE EVERYTHING BEFORE JINX DESTROYS THE CAMPAppearance:
Name: "The name's Jinx, short for Jinx! J-I-N-X, don't you forget it or I'll write it in your skin!"
Age: "I'm not sure anymore, I don't really keep track of this. It's not as fun as killcounts, you know? I think I'd guess mid-20s? 25! That sounds like a good number."
Abilities/special traits: "I get much faster when I kill someone or blow something up! Or both even. I'm open to options."
Items/possessions: "Three guns means never having to say 'I'm sorry'."
"You want to know what I have? Oh I got plenty. My Gatling gun here is Pow-Pow! She packs so many punches. Then there's my shock pistol but I don't really have a name for him yet. Shocky? Taser Laser? But then this last one...well she's a stupid dumb rocket launcher at times but Fishbones is still one of my best death machines! I also got these explosives, I call them Chompies! I can just throw them down and they go boom with magic fire. It's pretty sweet. But above all things else? My Super Mega Death Rocket is the maximum over-kill. It's like the size of a house when it's chasing you down. And the explosion...glorious."
Biography: "I do what I want, when I want! Even when it's quite possibly a poor, illegal or morally wrong to do so! Exciting = Good and Boring = Bad, y'know? See, it's not all bad and stuff, I got standards. I wouldn't just stab a guy in a dark alley, that's no fun. But now if he or she or it was sitting on a crate of fireworks? KABLOOEY! Blown up sky high. Explosions are cool. And anything else is spoilers, so shush."
Extras: "BACON RULES! VI SUCKS! VIVA LA FUN!"