Munging (DEFINITELY NSFW)

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Cpt Toellner said:
I mean, what do you call going so fast that you accidentally slip it into "2nd gear?"

Because that totally happened.
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Starting in second gear is so bad for the engine, man. That's just reckless driving.
 
On a more questioning note- though. Embalming is still done with formaldehyde, right? Isn't that shit a poison? Plus, depending on the freshness of the corpse- what if you had the shit luck of choosing a Jewish person or someone who doesn't believe in the act of embalming. That shit would be bloated with gas and you don't want that shit, man.

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Dude, All I want is to be a flesh canoe when they bury me- donate fucking everything. Well, if anyone wants it and my shit still works. That way unless they want to do some freaky shit with my skull, skeleton or saggy corpse-y flesh, they're gonna have a bad time with my corpse.
 
Hydronine said:
Dude, All I want is to be a flesh canoe when they bury me- donate fucking everything. Well, if anyone wants it and my shit still works. That way unless they want to do some freaky shit with my skull, skeleton or saggy corpse-y flesh, they're gonna have a bad time with my corpse.
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I see your point.

But ew.
 
Or just bronze my fucking corpse like a baby's first pair of shoes.
 
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So, are people discovering things on UrbanDictionary and posting them here now?

D:
 
Hydronine said:
Dude, All I want is to be a flesh canoe when they bury me- donate fucking everything. Well, if anyone wants it and my shit still works. That way unless they want to do some freaky shit with my skull, skeleton or saggy corpse-y flesh, they're gonna have a bad time with my corpse.
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I'm being cremated. Much safer that way. Then the only thing I'll have to worry about is some weird drug addict trying to snort or smoke my ashes.
 
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Yeah, but then a part of you is in their freakin nasal canal. That's almost worse, man. I'd rather get skullfucked than in someone's sinuses making them sneeze and cough.
 
Hydronine said:
Yeah, but then a part of you is in their freakin nasal canal. That's almost worse, man. I'd rather get skullfucked than in someone's sinuses making them sneeze and cough.
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That's what they get for trying to snort me! It's called instant Karma. XD It'd be even better if they ended up snorting a chunk of bone that wasn't completely insinuated and ended up having to go to the hospital.
 
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But dude.... you'd be stuck in their head....


Always....

on their mind....
 
XD What?!

I'm requesting to go 34 feet under once I'm dead, for good measure.
 
Now I have that song stuck in my head....

I wonder if that's what they'll be singing in their head while they're snorting me.

It'll be like watching one of those depressing SPCA commercials with some weird person crying, with a rolled up dollar bill and a line of my ashes. I wonder if it'll be my husband....o.O
 
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This is why I'm getting cremated, and I advocate it to everyone else.
 
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Are we really discussing ways to avoid being fucked when we're dead?

Is this now a legitimate fear?










.......America.
 
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