Munging (DEFINITELY NSFW)

[Dervish]

2/10, trying way too hard

Beat me too the punch. Next it's going to be some shit about getting your genitals in a blender and then drinking said mixture before vomiting it up your partner's asshole or something equally stupid that's meant to do nothing more than illicit shock value in a largely desensitized culture.

It's boring and weak.

 

[Pachamac]

So what Derv is saying is that he'd like to see more

 

[Laggy Lagiacrus]

I think he'd probably like to see something better.
Or nothing at all.
Would a sexy shampoo bottle be considered strange?

 

[Cpt Toellner]

I'm handing out a lot of 'Go home, you're drunk' ratings today.....o.o I wish you could rate an entire thread. I'd stamp it with a huge one.

Give me a bunch, I want to be the best.

 

[Jorick]

Beat me too the punch. Next it's going to be some shit about getting your genitals in a blender and then drinking said mixture before vomiting it up your partner's asshole or something equally stupid that's meant to do nothing more than illicit shock value in a largely desensitized culture.

It's boring and weak.

Yup. I can appreciate the creatively funny nonsense like charizarding. Pure shock value things like this are lame. Anyone who has been using the internet for a long time and hasn't purposely avoided shocking shit should be extremely desensitized to this kind of crap, and I used to frequent places where shock and disgust were the common mode of communication.

 

[SlamifiedBuddafied]

I've heard of this. But it's much easier if you just go break into the coroners office before the body is buried. Less of a sacrilegious act and much less work. If you're lucky, you can get it before any major embalming takes place. Now as for me, I'm going to insert a gun barrel in my mouth and ponder on life as to why I know this information.

 

[Cpt Toellner]

Try "The Toellner," get drunk and stick a glow-stick in your girflriend.

 

[Ser K+]

... This movie sucks.

 

[ASTA]

 

[Beatrix]

Old news. Heard about this YEARS ago.

 

[Asmodeus]

In my part of the world it was called MUNTING, with a "t".

@Tegan knows all about it.

 

[Ser K+]

I bet.

A>T

Subtle Innuendo

 

[ᴛᴏᴄᴋᴀ]

Try "The Toellner," get drunk and stick a glow-stick in your girflriend.

Question is, was she still your girlfriend after you did that?

 

[Tegan]

TWO YEARS AGO, ON TEGAN AND ASMO'S WEDDING NIGHT

Asmo's old boss: STOP SCREAMING TEGAN I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU ABOUT MUNTING. :D

AND SO


;_______________________________;

 

[Cpt Toellner]

Question is, was she still your girlfriend after you did that?

For about two years after, yes.

But she said glowsticks were never the same.

 

[Razilin]

For about two years after, yes.

But she said glowsticks were never the same.

Brave man. Brave man.

 

[Cpt Toellner]

Oh, I have plently of cool moves, I just never named them.

 

[Razilin]

Oh, I have plently of cool moves, I just never named them.

....

 

[Cpt Toellner]

....

I mean, what do you call going so fast that you accidentally slip it into "2nd gear?"

Because that totally happened.

 

[Ser K+]

I mean, what do you call going so fast that you accidentally slip it into "2nd gear?"

Because that totally happened.

Oh stop.
She poops from there.
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