Munging (DEFINITELY NSFW)

[Ser K+]

I feel sexy. Someone will come to my comment.

Also extremely violated.

...
Yeah ok.
>.>
Good for you...


@Brovo
I'm proud. You read the lamer puns of my time here.
*Applauds*

 

[Lysander]

...
Yeah ok.
>.>
Good for you...

I think I just feel violated now. That feeling of sexy was only there for a split second; before horror bubbled up and consumed it.

 

[ᴛᴏᴄᴋᴀ]

I think I just feel violated now. That feeling of sexy was only there for a split second; before horror bubbled up and consumed it.

I'm sure no one, and I mean NO ONE is going to be capable of masturbating while reading over this thread.

That is not a challenge.....

Dear Lord do not see that as a challenge!

 

[Lysander]

I'm sure no one, and I mean NO ONE is going to be capable of masturbating while reading over this thread.

That is not a challenge.....

Dear Lord do not see that as a challenge!

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!

 

[Ser K+]

There are people.
Guests, to be exact.

 

[ᴛᴏᴄᴋᴀ]

Guest are going to spank the monkey to the thread about forced oral sex on a corpse? I hope they don't join the site. o.o

 

[The Ghost Note]

Guest are going to spank the monkey to the thread about forced oral sex on a corpse? I hope they don't join the site. o.o

Too late, they're already here

and you'll never see them coming

 

[ᴛᴏᴄᴋᴀ]

Too late, they're already here

and you'll never see them coming

I see what you did there....X_x

 

[Ser K+]

Not like you would see anyone online...

"Approach"

 

[The Ghost Note]

I see what you did there....X_x

What do you mean, I have no idea what you're talking about....

 

[SlamifiedBuddafied]

Lions and tigers and bears *sphhhttt* Oh. Ew.

 

[ᴛᴏᴄᴋᴀ]

Why can't we have innocent things like spuddling, cuddling while eating mashed potatoes. Why's it all gotta be about bodily fluids and juicy buttholes and burnt pubic hair?

 

[Razilin]

Because Unknowledge

 

[ᴛᴏᴄᴋᴀ]

Nope. Spuddling is the new thing! I want cutesy wootsy stuff! We all damned cutesy, and not nauseatingly perverted!

 

[Lysander]

Nydanna just made us all sick.

 

[SlamifiedBuddafied]

Nope. Spuddling is the new thing! I want cutesy wootsy stuff! We all damned cutesy, and not nauseatingly perverted!

Cute Puppies! nsfw

Well. I found some cute puppies and it's totally not perverted. However... nauseating may be subjective.

 

[Lysander]

See Nydanna something to cleanse our palate. Get your sickeningly cute shit out of here.

We are all depraved, twisted, corrupted, parodies of human beings. That cuteness is like sunlight to vampires.

ಠ_ಠ

 

[SlamifiedBuddafied]

See Nydanna something to cleanse our palate. Get your sickeningly cute shit out of here.

We are all depraved, twisted, corrupted, parodies of human beings. That cuteness is like sunlight to vampires.

ಠ_ಠ

That's not entirely true.

I mean look at that. Just look at that.
You couldn't say no to that!

 

[Lysander]

There I did it.


But seriously....

AWWWWWWWWWWW...

Look at his soulless eyes which are blacker then the souls of the Nazi's that ran Auschwitz. With fur whiter the bones of Killing Fields made by the Khmer Rouge in Cambodia. I could imagine those eyes staring into the soul of a baby Gandhi while it sucked out his soul. Or imagine the fur stained by the gore and viscera from its tortured heretical victims of the Spanish Inquisition.

It's so cute.

 

[ᴛᴏᴄᴋᴀ]

I refuse to end my crusade for cuteness! I will not rest until Iwaku is running rampant with hearts, flowers, and all things adorable!