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Razilin
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* flips a coin with @Brovo *
Okay. The loser has to attach their eyes to all previous six pages and masturbate while reading the comments out loud.
No break in rhythm. The talking and the fapping has to be perfectly synched. And you can't come until you reach Lysander's comment above.
As you all know, I have brought the wonderful things called "Charizarding" and "The 7/11" to you all from the depths of the Internet. This one is just crazy. Like, I'm weirded out.
Munging: The one thing worse than genocide. One must first have no shame. Then he/she must use a newspaper to find the obituary of a recently deceased man or woman. Then must find a buddy, with no shame, who will aid them in this act. The partners then go to the cemetary where they dig up their victim, and flip a coin. The loser, (or winner depending on how sick you are), applies his/her lips to the genitals or anus of the corpse, while the other partner procedes to climb the nearest tombstone and elbow drop the corpse's stomach. Thus forcing out a blend of rich bodily fluids and embalming materials onto the partners. This blend is called mung. The act of getting this blend on your face is called munging. Chicks'll dig this one.
I think we should put Unknowledge down before he kills someone with his increasingly depraved and deranged sex acts.
Too much info!!AlbeitI masturbated only a few minutes agothis isn't quite my fetish.
. . .Albeit,I masturbated only a few minutes agothis isn't quite my fetish.
Asmo-De-us. Whereas I say "As-mo-day-us". Probably because I mentally end up thinking "Amadeus" instead.No one can pronounce my name properly. >:[