Magical Vending Machine

[IntrusivePenDesperateSword]

You get the glorious High Lord of Shitposting, here to save this thead from certain doom.

I insert an admin.

 

[Mu]

You get a security staff member instead!

I insert a content creator.

 

[LuckycoolHawk9]

You get a minor Youtuber.

I insert popcorn.

 

[Mu]

You get a horror movie Blu-Ray disc.

I insert a knife.

 

[LuckycoolHawk9]

You get a dagger.

I insert a time machine.

 

[IntrusivePenDesperateSword]

You get a bootleg Ghostbusters DVD.

I insert a microphone.

 

[LuckycoolHawk9]

You get a damaged microphone back.

I insert a kitten.

 

[Mu]

You get a tiger.

I insert canned tuna.

 

[LuckycoolHawk9]

You get a tunafish sandwich.

I insert money.

 

[Mason Moretti]

You get a bag of chips that gets stuck in the vending machine in a way that it won't comeout without another purchase to knock it loose.

I insert Paladin's wallet.

 

[LuckycoolHawk9]

You get an angry goddess in return.

I insert a Pikachu.

 

[Mason Moretti]

You get back a Ditto pretending to be a Pikachu.

I insert Mighty Number 9.

 

[LuckycoolHawk9]

You get me. :)

I insert insomnia.

 

[Mason Moretti]

You get @Minerva

I insert a Murder Game

 

[LuckycoolHawk9]

You get @Atomyk

I insert money.

 

[Mason Moretti]

You get a hat for a virtual avatar in a video game you don't play.

I insert myself.

 

[LuckycoolHawk9]

You get yourself back.

I insert love.

 

[Mason Moretti]

A shipping fangirl crawls her way out of the machine.

I insert a dragon.

 

[LuckycoolHawk9]

You get a baby dragon.

I insert an old Iwaku thread.

 

[IntrusivePenDesperateSword]

You get me. I sit for hours on end, perplexed by the thread.

I insert Last One to Post Wins!.