Magical Vending Machine

[Nav]

You get an F. ):

I insert a quarter.

 

[LuckycoolHawk9]

The machine spits the quarter back with a note that reads: I am not a crane game.

I insert a moody teen.

 

[Husk]

You get a calm old man.

I insert a diamond.

 

[Nav]

You get a Butt Stallion.

I insert a Semi-Charmed Life.

 

[Eru]

You receive Half-Life Two: Episode Three.

I insert a Bagel of Entropy.

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[Kiilgore]

You get a bag of Paradoxes

I insert ham.

 

[Eru]

You get a fully formed piglet in high stockings, wearing a monocle.

I insert $3.50.

 

[Cilin Hosan]

You get a pair of rainbow colored socks.

I insert bottle of water

 

[Dipper]

You get a pinch of table salt.

I insert a rather small dog.

 

[Sir Salty]

You get a stuffed bear instead

I insert a whistle

 

[Nim]

You get a blow doll instead.

I insert a pair of batteries.

 

[Kiilgore]

You get a pink bunny with a drum.


I insert a knife.

 

[Dipper]

You get a machete.

I insert a cookbook.

 

[Kiilgore]

You get a frying pan.

I insert a sword the size of monster Hunter greatswords.

 

[Cilin Hosan]

You get a Garen from League of Legends

I insert a skateboard

 

[Nim]

You get a pair of roller-skates that roll away

I insert a blue-eyed, white dragon card.

 

[LuckycoolHawk9]

You get a bootleg back.

I insert the secret to life.

 

[Cilin Hosan]

You get a note saying: "There is no secret"

I insert a Digivice

 

[LuckycoolHawk9]

You get a digimon.

I insert a lost puppy.

 

[Cilin Hosan]

You get a Cerberus

I insert a Ray Gun