Magical Vending Machine

[Mu]

You get a Sonic rushing out at the speed of light, covered in bugs.

I insert Buddhist beads.

 

[Sir Salty]

Ah man why the fuck would you do that? Buddha slaps you across the face for the disrespect

I put my leftover dinner

 

[LuckycoolHawk9]

You get a broken time machine.

I insert water bottles.

 

[Minerva]

You get the California Drought.

I insert an Israeli penny.

 

[IntrusivePenDesperateSword]

You get 30 million American rupis.

I insert the Magical Vending Machine™.

 

[Minerva]

You get a Chinese Knockoff called "The Magical Candy Spitting Dispenser"

I insert an iPhone 3.

 

[Sir Salty]

You get a phone with a universal UBS fuck the iphone

I insert a yellow bandanna

 

[IntrusivePenDesperateSword]

You get a mellow banana.

I insert a Swellow in Montana.

 

[Minerva]

You get a Smellow in Wontana.

I insert an Elbow in Flannel.

 

[LuckycoolHawk9]

You get a feltbow in Eannel. ( Whatever that is)

I insert Cards Against Humanity.

 

[IntrusivePenDesperateSword]

You get a fellow who is gonna

...do all the things written on black cards.

I insert Photoshop.

 

[Sir Salty]

You get horribly photoshopped muscles

I insert bleach

 

[LuckycoolHawk9]

You get bleached jeans.

I insert a bear on a chair who is in despair.

 

[Mu]

You get @Atomyk

I insert Atomyk.

 

[IntrusivePenDesperateSword]

You get a bear with a glare making you in despair.

I insert rhymes.

 

[Sir Salty]

You get Fatty Wap and strong autotune instead and an awkward rhyming scheme

I insert vegetables

 

[LuckycoolHawk9]

You get fruit.

I insert myself.

 

[Sir Salty]

You get me instead, better replacement honestly

I insert pineapple juice

 

[TheTechnologicVampire]

You get a glass of orange juice.

I insert a Nissan Sunny (labelled as TopGear UK's worst ever car).

 

[LuckycoolHawk9]

You get a car bill.

I insert a picture of a bearded man.