Magical Vending Machine

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The machine coughs some magic dust at you. You are now unable to become sexually aroused ever.

I insert my friend Laura
 
You receive my friend Lauren.

I insert your friendly neighbourhood Spiderman.
 
u gots spoodrmayn

I insert a pool with a skull on it.
 
You get a Spork.

I insert a Copypasta.
 
You get a Sonic OC. With bloodeye.

I insert Wattpad.
 
You receive an adventuring party that is quickly disbanded, leaving you somewhat disappointed but still wanting more.

I insert a whitewater kayak.
 
You get the 3D gimmick for every single film afterwards.

I insert the Fire Emblem.
 
You get a space cowboy

I insert the Magic School Bus
 
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I insert a cat turd.
 
You receive chocolate bar covered in nuts.

I insert a human spine.
 
You receive a blood vial.

I insert a lightly-used shoelace.
 
You receive a lightly used hangman's noose.

I insert the Millenium Falcon.
 
As the Millennium Falcon is inserted into the vending machine you hear grinding, clinking, and the ever-present grumbling of an old man. After a few minutes of this, the vending machine makes a loud coughing sound as it regurgitates up a lego replica of said ship. It might not be best to ask where the legos came from.


With a significant amount of effort, I manage to shove a live goose within the magical machine.
 
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