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Magical Vending Machine

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You receive a crumpled 1 $ note, going in and out of the machine several times, before finally going out completely.

I insert a stereotypical boyband.
 
You get the hallyu wave.

I insert EXO
 
Screaming fangirls start to flock the vending machine as each EXO member crawls out.

I insert fangirls
 
You get Yandere Simulator.

I insert Mogeko.
 
You get a cat.

I insert 100,000 individually cut out all-seeing eyes.
 
You get the Illuminati.

I insert nachos
 
You receive an MLG remix. With the Illuminati in it.

I insert Dark Souls.
 
You get bottles of tears and boxes of broken machines.

I insert tumblr
 
You get fired.

I insert a thesis that could advance science by three centuries in one of those report covers teachers love.
 
You get a world where the profession of teacher becomes the most desired, since now it's scientifically proven that loving teachers is the most rational course of action.

I insert my achy breaky heart
 
You receive a burp, and thanks from the vending machine.

I insert 400,000 dollars worth of $200 custom-2 cartridges.
 
You get a copy of The New York Times, from 1995.

I insert the Israeli penny I found.
 
You get a DVD with a single episode of M*A*S*H on it

I insert a barrel of ink
 
You get dead Kokona.

I insert my foot.
 
You get a new pair of shoes and your foot being pushed back out of the machine.

I insert a golden apple.
 
You get broken teeth in a jar.

I insert an iPhone
 
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